Is it worse to call someone a douchebag, or a douchenozzle?

[arbusto_baboso]

I ask for purely technical reasons.

[HopeHoops]

1. I prefer "douchewad".

A douchebag is an item best left in the office fridge.

[arbusto_baboso]

2. But what is a "wad of douche"?

The other terms seem fairly self-explanatory.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Sounds like a D&D artifact.

The rod of seven douches.

The douche of annihiliation.

The deck of douches.

Tenser's floating douche.

[arbusto_baboso]

5. A portable douche?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. Aren't all douches portable?

Is there a demand for stationary, fixed douches?

[arbusto_baboso]

13. Stationary douche = bidet.

[HopeHoops]

7. Gremmel's Douchewad of Destruction is a 6th level conjured creature.

You need a Cloak of Drunken Stupor to survive an attack.

[arbusto_baboso]

11. Ah, then I should be immune.

As I am frequently cloaked by a drunken stupor.

[HopeHoops]

12. I didn't say you had to find that item in the dungeon.

:evilgrin:

[MrCoffee]

4. Douchehammer

or the derivative Douchejammer

[TK421]

6. I would say douchenozzle...followed closely by douche-canoe and lastly

twat-waffle

[Sky Masterson]

9. McDouche

:D

[Deep13]

10. nozzle

"Douchebag" has almost become fashion statement by some.

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

14. How old are you?

in German, to take a Dusche, is to take a shower. Hee hee. Technically, you're a douchebag for asking. :silly: