Damn. Now Tiger Woods' lawyers are talking about suppressing pictures

[madinmaryland]

of Tiger's schlong.

:wtf:

Tiger was sexting?

[kayakjohnny]

1. Is that a new club?

The Schlong?

You can hit short, you can hit long.

[Skittles]

2. I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE MISTRESS

that's what the shock jocks played on the radio today......he's a certified fucking joke now

[madinmaryland]

9. Do I have to kick you ass?? Yes indeedy!

:D

:hi:

[NightWatcher]

3. this Order is not to be taken as any admission that any such photographs exist

The court order also covers any possible videos. It blocks the publication of "any photographs, footage or images taken or obtained of the claimant naked or any naked parts of the claimant's body or of him involved in any sexual activity."

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0ZLGd5VU4


TMZ is a hoot

[pokerfan]

13. So they're admitting that they exist?

How can someone who appeared so self-controlled on the outside (and on the golf-course) be so out of control on the inside?

[Forkboy]

4. Probably has a Nike swoosh on it.

[madinmaryland]

10. The thought of something tattoo'd on my..

nuff said.

[Forkboy]

12. Why not, I've done it.

Mine says, "Eat At Joes", though when I'm hard it reads, "Eat At Joes, Albuquerque, New Mexico. Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner Served All Day. We Deliver".

:hide:

[abbeyco]

5. As opposed to his "schlort"?

One for his long game, one for his short game.

I have to say that I'm dreaming of a White Mistress is hilarious....but in a sad kinda way.

[pokerfan]

15. Download / listen here

http://podcast.com/show/28579

[Captain Hilts]

6. I read it was also films. nt

[Duppers]

7. now take a look at THIS swing...

:P

[graywarrior]

8. You mean schwing!, right?

[madinmaryland]

11. FUCK! It's duct taped to his leg!

:wtf:

[peekaloo]

14. So the only way to contain Lil Tiger is in a lawyer's briefs?

sordid. }(