Dr. Strange hates science.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

[Dr. Strange]

1. As a newly appointed administrator on this site, may I just say...

[TZ]

2. Of course he does. He's a MATHEMATICIAN...

Not a scientist...There's a big difference!!:D

[Dr. Strange]

3. Oh no you didn't!

[TZ]

5. Ah, go post in GD you purist!!!

:P

[phasma ex machina]

6. A mathematician and an engineer die and go to heaven.

St Pete greets them and takes them to a room. All three stand at one end of the room with 144 gorgeous young horny naked virgins at the opposite end. (72 properly orientated virgins each.)

St Pete explains, "Every 5 minutes after a buzzer goes off both of you can move one half of the remaining distance to the opposite wall."

The buzzer goes off, the engineer literally flies to the middle of the room, but the mathematician remains perfectly still.

The engineer asks, "What's wrong with you?"

The mathematician answers, "It is theoretically impossible for me to ever reach my 72 virgins."

Whereupon the engineer retorts, "True, but you can get so close that it doesn't matter."

[PVnRT]

8. I see that isn't big enough to show the engineers way off to the right

You know, people who do real work.













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[Dr. Strange]

9. Pishaw.

When you stop referring to the square root of negative one as "j", then we'll talk.

[PVnRT]

12. That's electrical engineers, who are just plain weird anyway

Real engineers use i.

[Dr. Strange]

13. + (i)^4

[Beetwasher]

11. Pfft! All You Mathtards Are The Same

Philsophy will kick your scrawny asses to the curb and stomp on your horn-rimmed glasses, rip up your pocket protectors all the while doing bong hits and banging hippy chicks.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. But he LOVES babies.

[lost-in-nj]

7. and he can count

to 5

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lost

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. And Nickleback.

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