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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 02:59 PM
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Poll question: What would you like Santa to do?
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 04:11 PM
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1. I don't want that old stalker perv anywhere around me.
"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake."

Scared yet? You should be...
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 04:38 PM
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2. Tell me he is real
My dad was snorting coke from a hundred dollar bill when I was 5 and told he Santa didn't exist. Baby Thataway lost her charm.



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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 04:48 PM
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3. 'Exist' was my answer, too. (n/t)
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 04:50 PM
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4. Yes, theNotoriousP.I.G., there is a Santa Claus!
Yes, Virginia, There is a Santa Claus
By Francis P. Church, first published in The New York Sun in 1897.

We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of The Sun:

Dear Editor—

I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, “If you see it in The Sun, it’s so.” Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus?

Virginia O’Hanlon

Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
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theNotoriousP.I.G. Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 05:09 PM
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5. Thank you!
azmouse. Santa lives. :pals:

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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 05:29 PM
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6. Leave some damn cookies for the rest of us!
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 05:34 PM
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7. he can kris my kringle, afaic.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 06:19 PM
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8. I'm writing a letter to Santa...
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 07:52 PM
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9. Quit boinkin' my wife under the Christmas tree every year.
You know the song...

"I saw Mommy doin' Santa Claus..."

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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 08:11 PM
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10. Declare work stoppage until the industrialized world stops melting his home.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 08:13 PM
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11. Tell my kid he's had to layoff due to outsourcing. n/t
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 10:33 PM
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12. Eat my cookies?
:shrug:

Oh damn, I am so going to hell!!!

:rofl:
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