Unfortunately, something has come up IRL that will require me to leave DU for some time.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I'll be gone for awhile, probably at least 90 minutes.

[taterguy]

1. Dear God, nooooooooooooooooo

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. lol

You actually did make me lol.

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Traitor.

So, we rate second to your real life, eh? HMPH!

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. I'm down to wrapping pennies to pay the mortgage...

Do you have any idea how long that takes?

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

3. I will miss you beyond words

please hurry back sweetie.

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Please don't fret...

I changed my mind thanks to your encouraging post. :hug:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

12. Hubba hubba.

I knew you couldn't quit me :)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. You're faking.

You have no real life.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. I do! I do!

I know it's hard to believe, but I really do!

[Call Me Wesley]

8. IRL doesn't exist.

It's a figment of your gone-wrong imagination.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I'm glad you are here. I want to talk to you.

You had a post the other day where you indicated that you hardly ever swear on the internet. That got me thinking... I swear too much. So if you'll notice, I have cut down on my swearing. I can't say that I will eliminate it entirely, because I probably won't...but you actually did make me think about it. :D







































I bet you thought I was going to swear here, didn't you?

[Call Me Wesley]

13. LOL!

I actually did a search when I said this and found three posts where I used the F-word. Two were explaining what 'FUBAR' meant, and one was to turn my username into something Rabrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Three out of 30,000, not so bad. Usually, I just grunt, or say 'Shit!' (The Swiss-German version, though.) The F-word is just not very familiar with my mother tongue. Doesn't make sense as a swear word, would be like 'Ficken!' Nobody would get it and stare at you. And heck, my Swiss-German dialect is from Zurich, which is probably the most swear-word ridden dialect in the whole country/world:

http://zuri.net/default.asp?action=slang&slangID=2347

;)

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

11. Holy shit

that is one ugly mother fucking baby. Please stop with your projection. God only knows what you are reading on your new Kindle. Freak.

[Call Me Wesley]

14. You kiss your husband with that mouth? ;)

And God has no access to my amazon account. But so far I'm reading Hunter S. Thompson, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Aldous Huxley, Leonard Cohen, a few others and ... Marquis De Sade (not that I haven't read him before, since I have his whole collection.)

That's not a baby. That's Michael Palin (the good Palin!) in 'Brazil.' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLynM-GI_Mk

[asjr]

15. Back yet?

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. Yep! For a few mins... n/t

[BuelahWitch]

16. Never mind us

Just be sure and get your frostbite treated :hug:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9162981

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. I will be as delicate as I can here...

I used to work in the finance department of a hospital.

Our offices were in converted dorm rooms, so each of us had a shower off our office.

Subsequently, a bunch of us would run about 4 miles everyday during lunch.

One winter day, I had on sweatpants and a pair of underwear.

The wind chill was horrific, and when we got back to the office after our run, something didn't feel quite right.

Long story short... something got frostbit.

Went to the ER...which was about 100 feet away.

True story that I probably posted here before. :hug:

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

20. Please tell me it wasn't your one ass cheek?

I hope you are doing OK Lefty. You are the cat's pajamas.

:loveya:

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

19. Sonofabitch!

You got me! :party:

[Redstone]

21. A whole hour and a half? no, No, NOOOOO...

Redstone

[Odin2005]

22. LOL

[rcrush]

23. Porn hunt.

I know what a porn hunt looks like.

[GreenPartyVoter]

24. Darn it! We're gonna miss you. Take care of yourself!