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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 08:54 PM
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I don't care about Tiger Woods.
I don't care about his golf. I don't care about his money. I don't care about his wife. I don't care about his first mistress. I don't care about his second mistress. I don't care about his third mistress. I don't care about his fourth mistress. I don't care about his lies. I don't care about pictures of his genitals. I don't care about his lawsuits. I don't care about his public image. I don't care about his virtue. I don't care about his past. I don't care about his future.

I don't care about Tiger Woods.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 08:55 PM
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1. What about his wang?
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 09:03 PM
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2. That would be included in "genitals".
I do not care about them, or pictures of them.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 09:04 PM
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3. So much so, that you devoted an entire post dedicated to him.
And him specifically. With a little of you thrown in for good measure. And the girls, of course. Or their numerical equivalent at least.
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goldcanyonaz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 10:02 PM
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6. Touche'
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 10:48 PM
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9. +1
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applegrove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 09:55 PM
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4. I'm with you on that.
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goldcanyonaz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 10:01 PM
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5. I hate to say it, but... If you really didn't care why post a topic on it.
You really do care.

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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 10:06 PM
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7. Say it again, but with more rhyme!
http://www.thespoof.com/news/magazine/peoples_poet_laureate_tiger_woods_poem_published_today_5348.htm

Tiger! Tiger! Driving right
Along the driveways of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Drove you off the road and why?

And what distant row inside
Lit the fire of thine eyes?
And what argument inspire
The hand that dare seize keys and car?

And what woman, and what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
What hopes of Nike and Gatorade,
At foot of tree and hydrant laid?

With the golf club with the chain?
Dread desire to smash your brain?
Your head her anvil. Bloody thirst.
Should she break the window first?

Did she then throw down her spears,
And water heaven with her tears,
Did she smile his work to see
The twisted metal 'neath the tree?

Tiger! Tiger! driving right
Along the driveways of the night,
His immortal hand or hers?
Frankly mate, who fucking cares?

:D


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lifesbeautifulmagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 10:16 PM
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8. Have you heard, he changed his name, from Tiger
to Cheetah... Ba da dum...

Actually, I agree with you, it's like a self-perpetuating feeding frenzy, and no one really cares.

It's just noise.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 10:53 PM
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10. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam I Am.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 11:00 PM
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11. Roger that!
We don't have meaningful health care reform or equal rights for LGBT people, and American troops are still in harm's way for no damned good reason. Anyone who thinks Woods' private life is worth a quarter inch of news print--above or below the fold--needs an adjustment in his or her priorities. And, frankly, even if our world was perfect, I still wouldn't give a rat's ass about his public or his private life.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 11:18 PM
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12. I'd hate to see how much you had to say about someone you did care about.
:rofl:

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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-11-09 11:38 PM
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13. I don't care
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-12-09 12:16 AM
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14. same
i am so tired of hearing about him. being that golf is undeniably the most boring "sport" to watch, he had to do all the other shit for attention.
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