I've decided to try to be a professional joke writer.

[LeftyFingerPop]

This will be my first attempt at this, so please don't judge too harshly.

OK, so here goes...


A bowl of cherries walks into a bar.

The bartender says "What is this, a joke or something"?

The bowl of cherries replies "Shut the fuck up before I put a fucking boot in your ass".

[Ptah]

1. cherry pie. yumm

[kayakjohnny]

2. I would have popped those cherries

right in the kisser I tells ya.

[HopeHoops]

3. You might want to work on that one.

A priest walks into a bar with a naked blond sitting on his shoulders...

Finish THAT one.

[Canuckistanian]

4. Here's a test

Complete this sentence:

"My wife doesn't like to wrestle, but ______________________"

[rug]

10. . . . she still counts to 3."

[theNotoriousP.I.G.]

5. I think you are going places

with such good work Lefty! Of course I'm only laughing because I put a boot up someone's ass today. You really suck. :woohoo: :hide:

[bluesbassman]

6. I predict you'll be very successful,

in Russia. :rofl:

[rcrush]

7. Here is $10,000

You win.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I have suddenly decided that being a professional joke writer is not for me.

Thank you all for your input.

[JonLP24]

9. It made me laugh

That's all that matters right?

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Finally, some encouragement.

I may rethink this...

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

12. No, that was your SECOND attempt.

The FIRST one was your thread title.

:evilgrin:

Ba DOOM boom!

Thank yew! I'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

:rofl:

[JonLP24]

13. !

:spray:

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Ha!

True, that...:D

[pengillian101]

15. bowl of cherries......chair of bowlies

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AMC0MWYNL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA240_SH20_OU01_.jpg

[av8rdave]

16. I'm going to stick to writing amatuer jokes

[gmoney]

17. Funnier than Sinbad AND Larry the Cable Guy AND that asshole with the puppets

so you should make millions

[LostInAnomie]

18. I would think a bowl of cherries would be more friendly than that.

And where the hell is a bowl of cherries going to find a boot?