Blue-Jay
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Sun Dec-13-09 06:51 PM
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I just got an email from "Dallas Consuelo"! |
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I understand that it's spam, but the name "Dallas Consuelo" is fucking awesome.
Were I inclined to change my name, I believe I'd change it to "Dallas Consuelo".
You might think that this is a random thread (you'd be correct), but I dare you to say the name "Dallas Consuelo" without smiling.
DALLAS CONSUELO!
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Sun Dec-13-09 06:59 PM
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1. My name is Dallas Consuelo. You killed my father. Now prepare to die. |
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Yes, that would be awesome.
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Blue-Jay
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:58 PM
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Sun Dec-13-09 08:01 PM
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3. Look, just send the money, smart guy, and no one gets hurt. |
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Sun Dec-13-09 08:05 PM
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4. How do I know that you're the "true" Dallas Consuelo? |
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You must prove that you have an outrageous accent and an unending supply of Viagra-like pills.
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Ikonoklast
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Sun Dec-13-09 08:25 PM
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5. Oh, no, I'm not falling for any of your tests. |
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I am absolutely who I say I am.
After all, who in their right mind would publicly state that their name was actually Dallas Consuelo, if it wasn't their real name?
I rest my case.
Just send the cashier's check already, and stop whining.
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Mon Dec-14-09 07:46 AM
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6. "Dallas Consuelo" is one step up from "Frito Pendejo" |
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