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Sun Dec-13-09 07:28 PM
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Fill this in without using "kissing" - "I saw Mommy _______ Santa Claus". |
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Be creative now, not just the obvious ones.
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:33 PM
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I saw Mommy spackling Santa Claus. She's a very handy woman.......... :shrug:
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:35 PM
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2. Now what do you mean by "obvious"? |
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Might you mean "I saw Mommy scolding Santa Claus" for messing up the carpeting?
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:37 PM
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:40 PM
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Golly. To tell the truth, I can't understand mommy doing anything with that fat bastard.
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:42 PM
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7. Hey, Rush is getting married for a fourth time and he's WAY fatter than Santa. |
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His first three wives left him because they kept burning their asses on the ceiling light. (Think about it a minute)
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:40 PM
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5. Give the gift that keeps on coming... |
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:44 PM
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I'm not feeling very "Christmasy" this year.
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:48 PM
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12. Well SHIT - I guess SO! |
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:46 PM
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:47 PM
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mommy 'bitch slap' Santa Claus. ??
I don't know why that popped into my head...
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:50 PM
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14. He didn't bring her that "Peter North Wonder Wand" she asked for. |
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:51 PM
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17. Yes, we all want Peter North coming to us... |
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Sun Dec-13-09 11:22 PM
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35. Hmm. Do I hear a Beatles tune? "Come together..." |
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:47 PM
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:49 PM
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13. ...using her teeth to pull down the zipper of.... |
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...gouging out the eyeballs of... ...embalming... ...keelhauling... ...basting... ...inflating...
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:50 PM
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:yoiks:
How about "impregnating"?
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:51 PM
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16. Isn't this thread solely the personal business between Mr. and Mrs. Claus? |
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:52 PM
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Apparently, he needed a talking to.
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Sun Dec-13-09 07:56 PM
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19. I saw Mommy auditing Santa Claus |
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Sun Dec-13-09 08:14 PM
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Sun Dec-13-09 08:19 PM
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21. "changing the oil of the 1977 Dodge Challenger of" |
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Best I could come up with on short notice.
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Sun Dec-13-09 11:25 PM
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36. Oh yeah, like 8 reindeer could pull one of THOSE? |
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Sun Dec-13-09 09:31 PM
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I believe that's the right answer.
Because "shopping for" would be as sexist as the truth.
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Sun Dec-13-09 09:40 PM
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23. I saw Mommy arresting Santa Claus |
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Cause what's this old guy really up to when he goes around handing out toys and candy to little kids? What's his real motive?
(Really, though, I love Santa. He takes the blame every year for the disappointment my kids have not getting the toys they asked for.)
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Sun Dec-13-09 11:25 PM
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Sun Dec-13-09 10:08 PM
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25. I saw Mommy smoking a cig and breastfeeding in the Olive Garden while waiting |
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to give a lap dance to Santa Claus.
Wha? :hide:
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Sun Dec-13-09 10:12 PM
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You've been watching Lifetime again, Haven't you. :)
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Sun Dec-13-09 10:26 PM
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31. Tish, you spoke French! |
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Sun Dec-13-09 11:26 PM
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38. Did she order the narwhal alfredo? |
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Sun Dec-13-09 11:53 PM
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41. Why do you hate America??????? |
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Sun Dec-13-09 10:17 PM
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29. putting a boot in the ass of |
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Sun Dec-13-09 11:27 PM
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39. That's the one I use when I sing it. |
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Sun Dec-13-09 10:28 PM
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32. eating the brains of... |
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Sun Dec-13-09 10:37 PM
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34. At the end of this song... |
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Sun Dec-13-09 11:31 PM
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40. Yeah, well that's my SECOND choice of lyrics for that song. |
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First choice is up above.
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Mon Dec-14-09 12:00 AM
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Santa's a tad kinky, don'tcha know.
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Mon Dec-14-09 09:08 AM
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43. "I saw Mommy _beating_ Santa Claus" with a golf club. nt |
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Mon Dec-14-09 09:17 AM
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GIVING Santa Claus...THE FINGER! :rofl:
(Cuz he didn't bring her a pony!)
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49. snorting lines of coke with |
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