Nevada brothel aims to offer 1st male prostitutes

[Elmore Furth]

"Woman? I know women! They sometimes ask for me by name. I know all about women. About as much as there is to know. No two are ever alike, And after they’ve met me, no two are ever the same."
-- Gigolo Joe, "A.I." (2001)

The owner of a brothel more than two hours' drive from Las Vegas said she hopes to hire Nevada's first legal male prostitutes within a month, now that state health officials have approved a method to test men for infectious diseases.

The world is ready for women, or even other men, to legally buy sex, said Shady Lady Ranch owner Bobbi Davis. Plus, being the first to offer male service could boost business in tough economic times, she said.

Until now, men have been effectively barred from legally plying the world's oldest profession in Nevada by the specificity of a state health law requiring prostitutes to undergo frequent cervical testing for sexually transmitted diseases.

The health board approved a regulation to allow urethral testing for men — a crucial rule change by the state agency with ultimate power over whether prostitutes can or can't work.




Nev. brothel aims to offer 1st male prostitutes

[ornotna]

1. Time to get my resume together

:)

[Orrex]

4. Make it good; you'll have to stand up to some stiff competition.

[slay]

26. Me too

People are already getting fucked while making money - it's called working in American in 2009. Seriously. I'd be a male prostitute. Got no girlfriend, and I have no problem selling my body for money. I'll just be.. enjoying my work a bit more than most. :)

I'd imagine that guys wouldn't be able to.. er.. perform as often though. I bet guys have to take the same kinda pills male porn stars take to make sure they get it up but.. don't finish too soon. heh. What a world we live in. :rofl:

[Orrex]

2. What movie is that quote from?

I'm pretty sure that no film called A.I. was ever made.

In fact, I'm desperate to believe that no such film was ever made.

Please?

[Bolo Boffin]

13. Unless you're trying to put it out of your mind...

...it's a Spielberg movie that he made from a script he and Kubrick collaborated on. Haley Joel Osment starred as a robot that wanted to be a real boy.

[Tobin S.]

3. I've been a male prostitute for nearly two years.

However, I haven't gotten my first customer yet.

[Orrex]

5. You just pay yourself?

[Tobin S.]

9. Yes, I pay myself frequently.

[HopeHoops]

6. Dang, how will they handle the long lines of Republicans?

[Orrex]

7. I'm sure that they'll be allowed to submit resumes just like everyone else.

[HopeHoops]

10. (I meant male customers)

[HopeHoops]

8. Dan Akroid, SNL - "I'm Fred Garvin, male prostitute. Can you help me with this truss?"

One of my favorite skits.

[hibbing]

11. Fred Garvin +1

Hi,
Haha, first thing I thought of when I saw the topic, and you beat me to it! Love the contraption he had.

Peace

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

15. Went to school with a guy named Garvin...

His dad's name was Fred. When that skit aired, we all but peed ourselves laughing -- and never let the poor guy forget it.

[Blue_Tires]

16. I was about to mention that....

[Arugula Latte]

20. And, ma'am, if you're amenable, I'd like to begin the session by striking a few seductive poses.

[Sebastian Doyle]

12. Well at least Jimmy Jeff Gannon Guckert will be employed again, finally

Since that whole fake journalism thing didn't work out so well for him.

[Soylent Brice]

18. he was involved with Limbaugh, wasn't he?

Jeff Gannon.

[Canuckistanian]

14. What would you call that? A Doghouse?

And what would you call someone who runs it? A Master?

[sarge43]

17. Houndhouse. n/t

[guitar man]

19. So NOW they do this

Hell 15-20 years ago I would have been a shoe in for this gig :(

[slay]

28. Hey man you never know - there are plenty of women out there into all kinds of things

I wouldn't let age rule it out. You could corner the market in your age range! :evilgrin:

[guitar man]

29. yeah

Until my wife found out about it! :hide: :rofl:

[slay]

30. rofl

:rofl: yeah could be a tiny issue..

[davsand]

21. If I thought they'd all look like Richard Gere did in American Gigolo I'd be kinda excited.

The problem is, I expect they are probably gonna look a lot more like Fred Garvin...

As a practical matter, what if the sex worker is just completely not into the client. It isn't like men can exactly fake that sorta thing with some lube and a bit of acting. Is there enough Viagra in the world in some cases?


:shrug:


Laura

[KamaAina]

22. Aha! So now we know why Tiger Woods is taking a break from golf

:evilgrin:

[BolivarianHero]

23. Prohibition is better than NVs law...

Prostitutes don't even have the right to vote. It's sad.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. Wait, WHAT? Is that true? Link? -nt

[proteus_lives]

31. I call bullshit on that. Link please.

[Burma Jones]

25. urethral testing?

Ya gotta hope it isn't particularly invasive.........

[slay]

27. Oh, it is - I've had it done

I'm assuming it's the typical Q-tip up the pee-hole thing just like getting tested for STD's at the Doc's office. Been there, done that, it sucks, but you'll live. Try not to pee for a couple hours after (woah does it BURN) and have a couple vicodin on hand and you'ld be good to go. :evilgrin:

[kimi]

33. I've done that to guys before

Worked in an STD clinic for awhile. Young guys coming in to be tested en masse, having all gotten friendly with the same young lady. They'd be pretty proud of themselves, laughing and nudging one another, till they see that Q-tip and realize where it's gonna go. Then they'd back off real quick - "No, ma'am, never touched her! I swear!"

You just don't want to look at their faces when you insert that swab. It appears to be an uncomfortable procedure.

[bluedigger]

32. Pssst! Hey ladies!

I'm willing to give it away!:rofl: