Drunken Irishman
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Mon Dec-14-09 12:23 AM
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God knocked up Mary for one reason only... |
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So that we'd have a whole week of holiday parties with LIQUOR!
weeeee!
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:toast:
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Mon Dec-14-09 12:38 AM
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1. Did the three wisemen bring any weed? |
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I bet they did. Like way back in the day I bet they had some good hash.
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Mon Dec-14-09 03:12 AM
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Who burns incense? People who want to cover up even stinkier burning things.
And hippies, who weren't invented yet. Jesus lucked out on that one.
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Sebastian Doyle
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Mon Dec-14-09 05:38 AM
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3. Jesus invented hippies |
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Long hair, sandals, talked about peace a lot, quit his job to go on the road, etc. :hippie:
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LynneSin
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Mon Dec-14-09 09:34 AM
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8. Jesus was the original hippie |
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which makes me laugh when I see the way the fundie nut jobs make the guy out to be.
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Mon Dec-14-09 05:36 PM
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Mon Dec-14-09 03:59 PM
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14. I just bought some frankincense at my local Middle Eastern store - |
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thought it might be interesting to see what it actually smells like. I remember making fake gold and various Wise-men gifts for the living Nativity when I was a kid.
I think incense was much more rare and sought-after back when.
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Mon Dec-14-09 06:45 AM
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4. He turned water into wine |
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and that walking on water trick. You have to be seriously baked to try that.
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Jeff In Milwaukee
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Mon Dec-14-09 08:55 AM
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5. Spoken like a true Irishman! |
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Except that online it's hard to tell how slurred your speech is.
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Mon Dec-14-09 09:22 AM
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Doesn't the Xmas season start November 1st these days? :shrug:
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Mon Dec-14-09 10:49 AM
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10. give some respect to the dead. The holiday season starts Oct.31 |
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Mon Dec-14-09 09:23 AM
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except you misspelled "month"
I'm no duffer.
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Mon Dec-14-09 10:38 AM
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9. JOE: If you're pregnant and we haven't had sex yet... |
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...that must mean it was a miracle from God!
MARY: Um, sure, let's go with that.
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Mon Dec-14-09 11:31 AM
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11. I've always wondered what her backup explanation was going to be, |
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if the 'miracle' thing didn't work. I bet it would have been a doozy... :shrug:
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Mon Dec-14-09 12:10 PM
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12. Announcing the invention of |
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the first turkey baster? :shrug:
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Mon Dec-14-09 03:55 PM
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13. I love the holiday season because of the time off. |
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Next week I only have to work two days then I'm off to Arizona. :woohoo:
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Mon Dec-14-09 04:30 PM
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15. Naah. Mary was just thinking on her feet. |
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"Yes I'm pregnant out of wedlock because ... because ... Um ... GOD did it! Yeah, that's the ticket!"
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Mon Dec-14-09 06:00 PM
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I promise. I'll pull out. Trust me. I'm God.
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