HiFructosePronSyrup
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Mon Dec-14-09 02:01 PM
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Poll question: Jesus vs. Santa |
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Which mythical figure is superior to the other? I mean you've got Santa- this jolly, fat, elf who gives you presents, usually regardless of whether you've been naughty or not. He's probably a little tipsy, but still manages to get his sleigh driven by magic fucking reindeer safely around on a dark snowy night. He can levitate up chimneys. He's got a bag of holding. You can sit on his lap without getting blood all over yourself. And generally, he's always in a pretty good mood.
Jesus, on the other hand, is some sort of skinny Ur-hippie who, despite having water-walking and healing superpowers, got nailed to a cross and wants us to feel guilty about it. He died because we were naughty, or some damn thing.
What say ye, oh drunken sots of the Lounge?
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Mon Dec-14-09 02:38 PM
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How dare you call Santa "mythical"?
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Mon Dec-14-09 05:24 PM
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2. The original South Park short was "Jesus vs. Santa Claus" - way before the TV show. |
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Mon Dec-14-09 05:57 PM
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3. Jesus doesn't spend the off season building toys for good little children. |
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