tXr
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Mon Dec-14-09 11:26 PM
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I was tagging some Christmas mp3s using EasyTag and found that there is a Genre selection called Christian Gangsta Rap. Isn't that sort of an oxymoron?
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Tabasco_Dave
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Tue Dec-15-09 01:45 AM
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1. Well there's Christian Death metal. |
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They seem to have a hard time resisting the pop culture they criticize every sunday. Have some willpower folks you have to sacrifice some fun to be pure and sanctimonious.
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bluesbassman
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Tue Dec-15-09 02:02 AM
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2. Jesus hung out with tax collectors. Didn't get more gangsta back in the day. |
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The pure and sanctimonious don't reach out to anyone but themselves.
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Ghost in the Machine
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Tue Dec-15-09 02:23 AM
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3. Can someone PLEASE come stick some ice picks in my ears? |
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Yes, I went and found a video, so you didn't have to... "The holy ghost he's my boy i dont follow satan cuz he treats me like a toy i follow Christ cuz he's the way..."http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8icjwtToyg:rofl:
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LeftyMom
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Tue Dec-15-09 02:25 AM
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4. Hell yeah dude, this shit is hardcore. |
Initech
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Tue Dec-15-09 12:30 PM
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5. Dear god....... (pun intended) |
City of Mills
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Tue Dec-15-09 12:32 PM
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6. Um, are you familiar with the Christian Side Hug? |
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Gangsta rap at it's best - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa0EtdtPi8wI think they're serious, by the way...
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EOTE
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Tue Dec-15-09 12:52 PM
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7. Give me that Christian side hug! |
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Because regular hugs are for filthy perverts! You think God's not watching you when you hug the "normal" heathen way? You think there's any room for God when you hug like that? Those sick sinners are practically fornicating!
Sorry, got carried away there a bit. Honestly though, what's with all the gunshots? Are they suggesting that Jesus supports drive-bys? And when they say that they're "rough riders", are they saying that they engage in rough intercourse without protection or are they using it in the more familiar usage of one who rides strapped with gats? Or perhaps they're suggesting that they were part of Teddy Roosevelt's first U.S. volunteer cavalry? It appears they're a little young to be the latter, so I guess it's one of the first two. I'm sure they'll clarify this in time.
I would say that these guys are ripe for parody, but they already parody themselves. It's like they watched a few hours of MTV from the late 90s and sanitized everything they learned so it would be somewhat more appropriate for a Christian audience. The first time I saw this, I got a bit of a laugh out of it. Then I cried for hours.
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Tue Dec-15-09 01:56 PM
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Tue Dec-15-09 07:37 PM
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9. Thank the Shinto gods... |
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There will never be Christian JPOP. Since less then 1% are Christan in Japan, I hope to never hear a song like that ever!
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Odin2005
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Tue Dec-15-09 10:12 PM
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10. I almost gagged when I first heard Christian Heavy Metal. |
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Tue Dec-15-09 11:37 PM
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11. Whatever. That shits baddasss, yo. |
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Tue Dec-15-09 11:41 PM
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12. Did Cartman start another Christian music group? |
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