At a bar the other night talking to the scantily clad cocktail waittress....

[WriteDown]

Somehow the topic of Eddie Murphy came up. She looked puzzled and then she said these jaw dropping words. "You mean the guy who talks to animals?"

[wysimdnwyg]

1. And thus....

Your attempts at flirtation ended.

I know it always puts a damper on my mojo when the object of my attempts completely misses a reference because they are so much younger than me.

[WriteDown]

2. I was more dumbfounded than anything...

I just kept thinking "Raw!"

[HopeHoops]

3. The thread is useless without pictures.

But shit, the new Dr. Doolittle? I heard it sucked moose cock (so to speak).

[NightWatcher]

4. you mean Gumby, damnit

on a side note: how old was she 18?

[WriteDown]

5. She was 20. nt

[arbusto_baboso]

6. That's nothing. I once dated a woman who lived on Oahu for 3 years and didn't know the significance

of Pearl Harbor or what happened there.

It wasn't so much that she was young, or even stupid. She just didn't have much interest in things outside her narrow frame of refernce.

[rug]

7. In ten years they'll ask you if you mean the donkey from Shrek.

[bluedigger]

8. My partner at work today didn't know who Oral Roberts was.

"Was he in some sort of scandal?", she asked.

She's 39ish.

:crazy:

[rurallib]

10. Oral Roberts sure sounds like a great porn name

off-topic. punish me.

[Aristus]

9. Who cares? She was a 20 year-old scantily-clad cocktail waitress...

:evilgrin:

[WriteDown]

11. Aristus...

We would be great drinking buddies. Alas, I have a lass who I'm now committed to, but I still get my nights out.

[Aristus]

12. I've been married for ten years to the most wonderful woman in the world.

But...


it'd be cool to do some drinking... B-)

:toast::beer: :9

[Lucian]

13. I still would've tried to flirt with her...

she may not have been smart, but she might have been fun. :)

[Capn Sunshine]

14. I love when they say when you mention when you graduated college

"Wow, my mom was born that year!"
( stolen from some TV show)