CONFESS!! What have you done to destroy the nation's morals and values?

[taterguy]

I just saw a bumper-sticker that said: "Liberals: Destroying Our Morals and Values."

I'd like some new suggestions.

[TrogL]

1. Attended a nude gay wedding

[Manifestor_of_Light]

67. You know what's good about a nude wedding?

It's always easy to tell who the best man is.....

:evilgrin:

[Sky Masterson]

2. I've PM'd my ass several times

That's pretty bad..

[taterguy]

3. Not when your ass is as sweet as yours

Damnit

I meant to send that as a PM

:blush:

[Sky Masterson]

4. ((Blushes)) I bet you say that to all the goils

:P

[Capn Sunshine]

21. This post is meaningless without pictures

besides, that's kind of wholesome if you ask me

[Sky Masterson]

22. I would

butt I'm retired. :P

[arbusto_baboso]

5. I've lived a life of genuineness and authenticity, as free of hypocrisy as possible.

That would destroy CONSERVATIVE morals and values for sure.

[arcadian]

6. I used to go on vandalism rampages.

Well, I had to, I was drunk.

[arbusto_baboso]

8. Of course. It's not like you had a choice.

Drunk = mandatory vandalism rampages. Don't let the haters tell you otherwise.

[BOSSHOG]

7. Good for US if we are destroying conservative values

which consist of
mendacity, ignorance, pedophilia, cowardice, pride, selfishness, hate, etc, etc.

Lets keep on destroying.

[Fleshdancer]

9. I'm an Atheist and I support gay marriage

I also donate to Planned Parenthood. That should all count for something, right?

[queenjane]

43. Me, too!

Came into the office today to find religious literature on my desk. Just mine--no one else's. Guess word's gettin' out about my sinful existence! :0

[Fleshdancer]

72. that's seriously messed up actually

do you know who did it?

[sakabatou]

65. Me three

[Call Me Wesley]

10. That's funny,

since Moral is what you make out of it but not really dependent. I guess they're afraid to touch Ethics, so they keep with their little morals they can turn around.

So, what have I done to destroy any nation's morals and values? Following Ethics.

[kentauros]

14. They can't have my Morels!!!

:P

[Deep13]

48. Looks like there's a fungus among us.

You're a fun guy. :evilgrin:

[kentauros]

11. Volunteered for years at a liberal public radio station.

That included helping with fundrives, other shows and having a show, too. I even snuck in some Oingo Boingo and Mike Oldfield one late night during a corporate radio station gig I had which was going through a transition period

[Deep13]

12. Voted with the majority. nt

[LostInAnomie]

13. I illegally download a lot of porn.

That makes me doubly evil.

[Dr. Strange]

17. Actually, since you're stealing from the evil porn companies...

doesn't that make your act morally neutral?

[mcctatas]

15. where do I begin?

let's see, had a child out of wedlock, got divorced,drank to excess (on numerous occasions), ordered a latte, currently having sex out of wedlock, watched porn (all but the first two are within the past month :P)

[XemaSab]

34. I thought your divorce wasn't finalized yet

:P

[AsahinaKimi]

16. I work for a company

That has brought Anime to our shores... So shoot me!! muhahahaha

[JTG of the PRB]

18. I'm the one who canceled "Star Trek"!

:cry:

[Initech]

19. I support marijuana legalization. 420 for all!

[kentauros]

20. And hemp shoes for the rest of us!

:D

[KamaAina]

23. Well, I am trying to conceptualize an accessible dungeon

and I ain't talkin' Tower of London, either. :evilgrin:

The notion originated, of course, with my friend who has an advanced degree in sexuality studies (summa cum laude, one presumes). She could turn our nation's morals and values into a fine mist that would simply dissipate in a light breeze!

[TK421]

24. I'm constantly thinking up new ways...

[kayakjohnny]

25. My very existence is a testament to your well-worded query.

Your thoughtful preponderance of our current social state.
Your mindful and quizzical musing regarding the American societal dilemma.

[bookworm65t]

26. guess I'm a freeloader

I was diagnosed with a mental illness and not able to work at the moment. So I am on Medicaid so that I can get my essential meds and see my psychiatrist. I do want to change direction and go back to school so that I can care for myself. But the freepers in my family think I'm a freeloader. Maybe I am. :shrug:

[Ohio Joe]

27. Well... I'm an atheist

I think that means pretty much everything I do destroys our morals and values.

[mix]

28. I sow seeds of dissent.

[graywarrior]

29. I post in your threads

[bluedigger]

30. I got popped for public urination in NYC one time.

And didn't pay the fine. (Hey, based on the smell, I thought it was accepted behavior.)

And my dog crosses the street to the dog park off leash sometimes. She's a real scofflaw, that one!

[Rhythm]

31. According to the talibangelicals, my mere existance destroys their morals and values

To which i humbly say...

[Lyric]

32. I'm a lesbian.

Apparently all I need to do is exist.

:hi:

[EFerrari]

35. I'm a Latina. Ditto!

:hi:

[XemaSab]

33. I started composing an authentic response

but I don't care to be disowned, and I don't think the statute of limitations has expired. :P

[qnr]

36. In a nutshell: I think things out on my own. n/t

[EastTennesseeDem]

37. I have no problems with black people.

[GoCubsGo]

38. Me, either.

Or, Hispanics, foreigners, Muslims, gays and lesbians, atheists, and any of the other people they hate. And, my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus...

[MissMillie]

39. I had a child out of wedlock

But that's hardly a "new" suggestion... People have been doing that for a long time now.

[unpossibles]

40. the real question is what haven't I done? nt

[schmuls]

41. 58 year old church going woman smoking weed - that's me

[schmuls]

42. Oh, and another thing...sometimes I look at porn and masturbate

[kwassa]

44. I went to work today and earned a paycheck. How immoral of me.

[texanwitch]

45. I voted for two gay women for mayor and city council, both won.

I did my job.

[cynatnite]

46. I tried passing my immorality to my children, but I failed...

they are law-abiding citizens who work and pay taxes.

[Arugula Latte]

47. Atheist who's lived in Berkeley, San Francisco, Cambridge, Mass. and Portland, Ore.

Volunteered for NARAL and went to the big Pro-Choice march on the DC Mall in '92. Took a friend to get an abortion. Voted in every election since '84, and never for a Republican. Defaced a Rush Limbaugh book. I could go on ...

Oh, just had to add, I'm eating Brie cheese as I write this. (I'm out of the good crackers so I had to put it on Saltines, dammit). But, it's FRENCH. And ELITIST.

[prole_for_peace]

49. 1 - i am an atheist

2 - have had an abortion
3 - living in sin with my boyfriend
4 - will not be having any children
5 - support gay rights
6 - am an environmentalist
and i'm sure there are lots more

[goldcanyonaz]

50. I smoke weed and use urine luck (you're in luck) to pass drug tests...

Does that make me a bad person?

[Yavin4]

51. Let's Just Say That I've Not Treated My Sperm As Scared

God must be beyond irate with me.

[taterguy]

54. God does not like frightened sperm

Or typos

[jobycom]

55. Would the spray smilie be a little ambiguous in this situation?

:spray:

[Deja Q]

52. I help people improve their lives.

Being selfish and kicking others down seems to be the conservatives' ideas of morals and values...

:(

[triguy46]

53. Wine, women.....uh...wine, women.....kittens?

[jobycom]

56. I implied that there was a place for CGI in some movies in another thread.

Apparently I made Baby Jesus cry.

[BuelahWitch]

57. I deflowered a nice Mormon boy

and got a few Fundie types hot and bothered. But that was several years ago, I've fallen behind in my hedonistic activities of late...:cry:

[704wipes]

58. was his missionary partner with him at the time?

oh never mind, you were the missionary partner...

[BuelahWitch]

59. Yes, unfortunately

x(

[Jamastiene]

60. Pfft, I'm a lesbian.

I'm out and proud in my own hometown, which is in the Bible Belt in a previously red state (now blue) that is still very conservative. It's not easy, but they have now realized I'm not going anywhere and I'm not changing. They also realize, I'm not wasting my time worrying about what they think of me either. So, I win. :evilgrin:

[Chan790]

61. A short list:

* Worked as a pro-dom briefly in college.
* Dated (and had rather kinky sex admittedly) with the daughter of a prominent pro-life and Catholic activist.
* Frequent petty theft.
* Became a Dudist minister just so I could perform gay marriages and cat funerals. (Note that those are not equal IMO...they just happened to be what I was performing.)
* I teach Japanese rope-bondage classes.
* I protest the AETA frequently.
* Coordinated something locally in NYC called "Operation Library Chaff" where I and a few hundred volunteers went to random libraries and checked out watch-listed books in such large preponderances that we generated so many investigation reports that we effectively forced an end locally to domestic surveillance of library records for weeks. It's impossible to screen for seditious behavior or the such when 200 people suddenly check-out Mein Kampf, The Turner Diaries, The Anarchist Cookbook, Mao's Little Red Book, Korans and the writings of social iconoclasts. (I know it seem immature, but I really think freedom requires that they not spy on what we're reading.)

Edit: I forgot...I'm a militant atheist...or actually a non-theist and humanist. I believe in the notions of a godless secular faith in humanity. (This explains why the term "brights" annoys the piss out of me. I'm not, I'm a secular humanist.

[Lil Missy]

62. I kiss women.

[old mark]

63. So do I. They smell better, much of the time. nt

[Robeson]

64. There's not enough bandwidth on this site for me to go into it.

[Ellen Forradalom]

I'm pulling a Meredith Baxter

About to embark on a third marriage. If it doesn't pan out, I'm becoming a lesbian.

[Ellen Forradalom]

66. I'm pulling a Meredith Baxter

About to embark on a third marriage. If it doesn't pan out, I'm becoming a lesbian.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

68. Got a true liberal arts education. Read voraciously.

Went to a liberal arts college. Got a natural science degree, a B.A., believe it or not. The college did not offer a B.S. That's how liberal arts they were.

Learned to think for myself--had to take a couple of religion courses at my Presbyterian liberal arts college, which opened up my mind tremendously.

Got a law degree, which teaches a very special type of analytical thinking.

Am a creative person, which is threatening to conservatives. They don't understand art and music and creativity.

I was raised by a union organizer dad who mellowed into a Kennedy democrat. His brother always voted Socialist. And a mom who had four years of college.

My maternal grandparents, both born in the 1890s, had master's degrees from Mississippi A&M. It's stunning to me that both of them, and especially a female, had master's degrees. They were Democrats.

In 1900, one percent of the population had a bachelor's degree.

My personal motto: Why be normal?

My personal philosophy: All institutions are designed to take your power away from you -- the church, the school, the family. Don't do something just because it's the way things are done.

Trying to impress people is fruitless. Worrying about what other people think is stupid. Most people are so self centered that they worry about what you think about THEM.

Most people never develop a distinct personality. That is sad.

[BlueCollar]

69. donated to DU...n/t

[Deep13]

70. I listen to that TV woe-mon, Rachel Maddox. nt

[Beer Snob-50]

71. i was the best man at a wiccan wedding once.

i also let the baby jesus talk me into buying holiday ale once or twice.

[guitar man]

73. been playing loud rock guitar

for over 30 years :D