ipfilter
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:10 PM
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Last Friday I had a vasectomy - ask me anything! |
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:12 PM
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1. Are you ready for your sex life to go berserk? |
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Seriously, after I had mine, and the risk of another pregnancy was taken off the table, MrsCoffee has gotten her total freak on.
Good times.
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:13 PM
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2. Now that's what I'm talking about. |
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I've got a few weeks before the "all clear" though.
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:14 PM
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3. Make sure to return the sample for a follow-up check |
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And don't be shy about asking for help with creating said sample!
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Tue Dec-15-09 06:20 PM
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16. My husband had 2 vasectomies. |
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Yup, first one didn't take.
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:19 PM
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After I got my vasectomy, same thing: MrsCoffee wanted me ALL the time.
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:20 PM
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:33 PM
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9. For the good of Jerusalem |
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:49 PM
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12. I wasn't going to say anything, but You Too? |
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:50 PM
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:20 PM
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I just got a PM from MrsCoffee.
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:22 PM
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7. Will you have to change your name? |
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will "...filter" still be your name, or will another noun be fitting?
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:24 PM
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8. I'll change it to ibblank. |
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Edited on Tue Dec-15-09 05:24 PM by ipfilter
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:42 PM
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10. Don't go jogging for a couple days. |
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Also, oddly, I went scuba diving in Hawaii about a week after I had mine. Since I had no sutures, I still had a tiny bit of blood flowing. I finally realized why the fish were coming straight for me!
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Tue Dec-15-09 05:49 PM
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11. How many things have you gotten your stitches caught on? |
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That was my biggest complaint. That was almost 15 years ago and after that 2 weeks of silliness, it is "anywhere, any time, any place, and as often as possible". Life is good.
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Wed Dec-16-09 09:11 AM
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24. I had to trim off the little "whiskers" from the stitches. |
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Those were driving me nuts. No pun intended.
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:09 AM
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Tue Dec-15-09 06:14 PM
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14. Can you PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE convince Mr. Brickbat to get one? |
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Tue Dec-15-09 06:15 PM
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15. Did your friends hang a melon-baller on your front door? |
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A friend of mine had that done to him.
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Tue Dec-15-09 07:24 PM
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17. Cool! I had one of those! Did the burning smell get to you? |
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And before those who haven't been vasectomized, the burning I'm talking about is the only unpleasant part. To ensure your vas deferens doesn't send the spermies out, they cauterize it on both ends.
You do know what you would smell like if you were ever BBQ'd though...
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Tue Dec-15-09 07:26 PM
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18. How long ago was your vasectomy? |
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My doc cut the vas in half, then put some clamp things on either end (well, ends, it was both sides). He didn't use a soldering iron, I do remember that much.
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Tue Dec-15-09 07:28 PM
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There are probably different ways to seal the vas...
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Tue Dec-15-09 10:42 PM
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22. That's the kind I had. |
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The smelling of burning deferens was, well, strange.
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Wed Dec-16-09 09:09 AM
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23. I did smell the burning vas and it was unsettling. |
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Also, one side was not numb enough and when he touched me with the cauterizing tip I almost jumped off the table. That was the only unpleasant part...well besides the part about the Dr. clipping on my junk.
I saw both pieces of the vas that he removed and they looked like uncooked macaroni.
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Tue Dec-15-09 07:27 PM
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19. What are next week's lottery numbers? (nt) |
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Tue Dec-15-09 07:47 PM
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21. did the Doctors Office look like this? |
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Wed Dec-16-09 09:36 AM
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25. What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? nt |
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Wed Dec-16-09 09:58 AM
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26. What do you mean? An African or European swallow? |
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Wed Dec-16-09 11:49 AM
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28. Any fundies tell you that you were killing future babies? |
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Wed Dec-16-09 11:52 AM
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29. No, but I don't talk to those people. |
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If they did I would invite them to spend an evening with my kids and see if they are ready for permanent birth control.
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