Floor wax or dessert topping?

[arbusto_baboso]

[targetpractice]

1. Mmmmm... Delicious!

And, just look at that shine!

[HopeHoops]

2. An unopened bottle of floor wax...

Now THERE is an office fridge item!!!

You could also get a slab of some random (inexpensive) fish fillet, print out "Fresh Narwhal Fillet" on a label (using the printer) and paste it over the name on the deli label. Someone will definitely comment on that at some point.

[TrogL]

3. I had a can marked "worms" (actually contained salmon)

If somebody started raising a really uncomfortable issue at a meeting, I'd plonk it down with a can-opener.

Most people didn't get it.

[arbusto_baboso]

8. I appreciate it.

But yes, most people in my office wouldn't get it, either.

Hell, they were all freaked-out by office supplies left in the break room freezer.

[kentauros]

4. Can I put it on a bowl of Quarry and Swill?

:P

[arbusto_baboso]

5. It's best on Colon Blow.

[kentauros]

6. In that case,

I better have a can of Spud ready. It is the beer that made Boise famous, you know :P

[arbusto_baboso]

7. Is it wrong to enjoy this exchange so much?

:toast: :fistbump:

[kentauros]

9. I'm just amazed I remember all these ads

and don't get them confused with the likes of Firesign Theater's Anger Dream, Loosener's Castor Oil Flakes and Fantastic Cigarettes! :rofl:

:toast: :fistbump:

[kentauros]

10. Can be used on many great breakfast cereals, including:

Colon Blow: featured Phil Hartman, as a regular guy ready to eat breakfast cereal, sitting on a chair that keeps building higher and higher with bowls of Colon Blow as an unseen announcer vividly illustrates how many bowls of conventional fiber cereal it would take to equal the fiber in just one bowl of Colon Blow. If that wasn't enough, you can also try Super Colon Blow.

Quarry featured Jane Curtain as a caring mother serving a really natural cereal to "her family". She serves them bowls of rocks mined from a quarry, which they pour milk over and eat. The crunching of rocks is so loud that it drowns out any conversation.

"Little Chocolate Donuts: The Breakfast of Champions" featured John Belushi as an overweight jock shown winning a number of Olympic events. (It was a parody of Bruce Jenner and the old Wheaties boxes).

Cracklin' Oat Flakes---with Xtasy! featured Will Ferrell and Ana Gasteyer. He was all out of Cracklin' Oat Flakes, so his darling wife gave him new Cracklin' Oat Flakes---with Xtasy!

http://www.lavasurfer.com/cereal-fictional2.html

[baldguy]

11. And DO NOT TAUNT THE HAPPY FUN BALL!

[arbusto_baboso]

12. My fave SNL fake ad, EVAH!

:D :evilgrin: :party: :toast: :silly: :beer: :thumbsup: :applause: