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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-15-09 11:32 PM
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So today I was smoking a cigarette in a room full of breastfeeding mothers at the olive garden
And I smacked the waitress on the ass and said "Bring me another wine baby!"
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bluedigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-15-09 11:39 PM
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1. No "bring me some m'f'in' ice tea"?
:shrug:
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-15-09 11:42 PM
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2. We like to show some class at the Olive Garden.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-15-09 11:42 PM
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3. Was it Laura Branigan music on the MUZAK tape?
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-15-09 11:54 PM
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 12:04 AM
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5. As long as you were wearing your seat belt
I don't see anything wrong with this.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 12:06 AM
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6. I bet you left your pit bull unleashed outside too!
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 01:31 AM
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7. Later on that day I took my crazy pitbull to the day care to play with the children.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 10:36 AM
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8. Did you order the narwhal alfredo?
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SCantiGOP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-16-09 02:24 PM
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9. probably had a polar bear steak
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