Bacon Haiku

[arbusto_baboso]

Bacon on my plate
Nature's perfect food, I say
Nectar of the gods




Let's hear it for bacon!!!! :party: :toast: :bounce: :thumbsup: :loveya: :woohoo: :applause:

[MissMillie]

1. hooray for the bacon haiku!

I like that this trend is catching on.

I've been working on a verse for a food I don't care for, but I didn't want to call it an "ode".

So, sometime in the future, look for my "Musings on Cottage Cheese"

[arbusto_baboso]

2. Brussels Sprouts could work, too.

[MissMillie]

3. I actually like brussels sprouts

all green veggies, really.

But of course, you are free (and encouraged!) to write your own "musings"

[arbusto_baboso]

4. Oh. Well, there's always haggis or lutefisk, then.

[phasma ex machina]

5. Bacon sizzle stink / nearly forces me to drink / ~~~ wait ~~~ cheeks just got pink.

:puke: :hide:

[arbusto_baboso]

6. Commie Freeper!

Oh, well. More for me! :hi:

[phasma ex machina]

7. Haiku anyone? / Where have all the haikus gone? / Moar haiku needed! nt

[arbusto_baboso]

8. Here's another....

I love all piggies
Especially when they're fried
Good eatin', that pork

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

9. Mine

Sizzling hot alarm
Calls crisply from the kitchen
The other white meat

I think I cheat be counting "sizzling" as only two syllables. But, screw it, revoke my poetic license!

[firecrackerfilms]

10. nice

so great

[Paper Roses]

11. In support of Bacon:

Bacon cooking
Arteries anticipating
Smoke detector singing

[arbusto_baboso]

12. Nice one.

[yawnmaster]

13. Morning bacon feast. No bacon means a cold day. Yearn for the bacon. eom