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Wed Dec-16-09 01:59 PM
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Does this post make me look fat? |
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Wed Dec-16-09 02:02 PM
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Wed Dec-16-09 02:11 PM
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4. This is one of those questions women ask us... |
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for which there is NO correct answer.
When I hear it, I just try to be as complimentary as possible, but I still hunker down for the verbal beatdown that I know is coming.
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Wed Dec-16-09 02:13 PM
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5. A friend once painted "Yes Dear" on a shirt |
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Wed Dec-16-09 02:04 PM
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2. No, baby! You look really sexy in that post. I love it. Really, I do. |
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Wed Dec-16-09 02:10 PM
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3. Obviously YOU'VE been married a long time. |
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Why do women ask us these trick questions, anyway?
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Wed Dec-16-09 02:15 PM
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6. Well, yes I have been, but that's not how I know the answer. I read a lot of comic strips. |
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My wife is under 5', all of 98 lbs and a 2nd degree blackbelt who teaches/takes class four nights a week and runs the demo team on Saturday. Trust me, I don't get that type of question.
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Wed Dec-16-09 02:20 PM
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9. Her name isn't Diana, is it? |
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Sounds like someone I dated in college.
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Wed Dec-16-09 02:24 PM
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10. No, but I dated her in college as well. We've been together 25 years this month. |
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We married 22 1/2 years ago.
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Wed Dec-16-09 02:29 PM
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12. Wow. Congratulations. |
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Mrs. Arbusto and I just celebrated 18 years in October. We both have friends who've been married, divorced, remarried, and divorced again within that time frame.
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Wed Dec-16-09 04:10 PM
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14. One of my wife's high school friends is on her, I don't know, 6th or 8th marriage or something? |
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They've got 12 or so children between them. She was always sort of a ditz. Before her first wedding, the minister asked why she wanted to marry her fiance. Her response was something to the effect of "I don't know. I saw him and he was sort of cute." His response was a long list of reasons why she is an exceptional friend and will make a great wife. They got divorced about two years later.
We took our vows seriously and it sounds like you did as well.
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Wed Dec-16-09 04:41 PM
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17. It's not so much vows. It's a daily decision. |
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Wed Dec-16-09 02:28 PM
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11. Maybe if you'd just use a smaller font |
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then optically it wouldn't seem so bad.
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Wed Dec-16-09 02:29 PM
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13. Bite my shiny metal ass, pink monkey. |
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Wed Dec-16-09 04:13 PM
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15. You don't need any assistance at all in that department. |
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Wed Dec-16-09 04:41 PM
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16. Of all people, I expected better from you. |
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Wed Dec-16-09 06:02 PM
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21. You ever been to a Carls Jr? |
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