Orrex
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:31 PM
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Urgent posting from my iPhone: I've jumped out of a plane and forgotten my parachute! |
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And I haven't downloaded the ichute app yet. Suggestions?!?
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:32 PM
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1. Learn how to miss the ground. |
Orrex
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:33 PM
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3. But how will I know if I've succeeded until I get there? |
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:36 PM
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6. You should have read "So Long and Thanks for All the Fish" |
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:33 PM
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:34 PM
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:36 PM
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7. It's been great knowing you, my dear Orrex! |
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:38 PM
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8. You gotta wade through all the fart apps to find it. |
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:42 PM
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9. I hate when that happens. |
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:44 PM
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10. Can I have your stuff? |
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:48 PM
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:56 PM
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12. I have an idea, but I don't think you're going to like it. |
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First, do you still have that accucirc?
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Wed Dec-16-09 10:59 PM
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If he does would that be an imohel?
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Wed Dec-16-09 11:02 PM
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14. This is not a time for jokes. |
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Listen, you're a sciency type. How much foreskin do you think it would take to make a standard-sized parachute?
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Wed Dec-16-09 11:12 PM
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Don't be a dick about this! :P
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Wed Dec-16-09 11:04 PM
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15. How do you think I got into this mess in the first place? |
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Boy, was that pilot cranky!
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Wed Dec-16-09 11:21 PM
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17. Stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. |
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Or try to auto. That'll at least take your mind off the landing part of your folly. :evilgrin:
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Wed Dec-16-09 11:22 PM
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18. You always have the best ideas! |
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Wed Dec-16-09 11:31 PM
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19. And if you time it just right, |
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you won't feel a thing when you land. You'll just think you are in Heaven for a couple seconds, then be there. It's a win/win idea. :thumbsup:
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Thu Dec-17-09 08:05 AM
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20. There's an app for that? |
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Thu Dec-17-09 08:29 AM
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21. There's an app for that. |
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