Do you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain?

[arcadian]

I don't. Beer and a shot of Jäger for me. And the rain makes my hair all frizzy and I don't like having soggy shoes and socks.

[Captain Hilts]

1. Dog, no!!!! Thank you for NOT providing a Youtube link!

[Locrian]

2. nah

And I find that song creepy. Couple of swingers from the 1970's - they probably both got wasted on cheap margaritas and coke.

[mikeytherat]

3. They did. The original line of the song was, "I'm not much into health food, I am into cocaine."

The word "champagne" was later substituted, and this became the de facto version of the song.

Either way, the tune still blows mighty chunks.

mikey_the_rat

[GoCubsGo]

4. I just like the rum.

Screw the rest of it.