Wow, what an incredibly dreadful movie

[skygazer]

My husband is watching some piece of dreck called Daylight starring Sylvester Stallone. It is full of very loud people, some incredibly bad acting and dialogue that could have been written by my cat.

[BlueJazz]

1. Look out !!....He's got a Nug !

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. If your cat had written the dialog

it would have been something like "Meow, meow, meow. Meow? Meow!" Which would have been a huge improvement over any movie featuring Stallone. He wouldn't seem like such a douche if he just meowed.

[skygazer]

3. He keeps saving the day then another crisis hits

The drama! The pathos! Oh, god, it's pathetic!

[old mark]

4. Stallone went through a period when he realized people thought he was stupid.

He wrote, starred in and directed a movie called "Copland", with some extremely talented co-stars. He also appeared on a lot of talk shows where he showed some clips of his paintings and he used words of more than 2 syllables, most of them correctly.

After all that, I thought he had made himself look REALLY stupid.

He IS rich, however.

Working on Rambo #16.

mark

[CBGLuthier]

8. He neither wrote nor directed Cop Land

It was a good movie with one of his better performances but he only acted in it.

He has directed and written a few, in fact he wrote Rocky.

[lukasahero]

5. Yes, it's really bad - Viggo should be embarrassed

Stallone is too stupid to be embarrassed but, Viggo, what were you thinking? (Probably that he had to eat...)

[EOTE]

6. You should introduce your husband to Rottentomatoes.com

If a movie gets under 30%, it's highly unlikely it's worth seeing. If the movie gets 20% (as Daybreak did), chances are it will be painful to watch.

[surrealAmerican]

7. If he's not watching it with ...

... his "robot friends", why is he putting himself through this?