taterguy
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Fri Dec-18-09 09:09 AM
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I have the day off. Entertain me |
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Fri Dec-18-09 09:13 AM
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Fri Dec-18-09 09:17 AM
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Fri Dec-18-09 09:18 AM
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taterguy
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Fri Dec-18-09 09:19 AM
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4. That dude looks nothing like me. I'm not bald |
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Fri Dec-18-09 09:22 AM
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I posted that in MY post indicating that the dude was ME. Therefore, I must be bald.
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Fri Dec-18-09 09:25 AM
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6. If the dude is you does that mean you're a dude? |
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Fri Dec-18-09 10:09 AM
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10. Everyone's a dude, even cats |
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Fri Dec-18-09 09:40 AM
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7. A cop is sitting in his car outside a bar when a guy stumbles out... |
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The cop watches the guy stumble around aimlessly for a few minutes and then gets out of his car to confront him. The drunk spots the officer and calls out to him, "Hey, occifer. I can't find my motahsickle."
As the officer gets closer, he notices the guy is holding a key in his right hand. "I hope you weren't intending to drive in that condition, but where did you last see your motorcycle?"
"It was right here on the end of this key!" he replies.
Just then, the officer noticed the man's penis was hanging out of his pants. "Sir, did you know you're exposing yourself? You should do something about that."
The drunk looks down, notices his cock hanging out and shouts, "SHIT! I lost my GIRLFRIEND TOO!"
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Fri Dec-18-09 10:00 AM
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Fri Dec-18-09 10:06 AM
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Fri Dec-18-09 11:22 AM
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how do you keep a foll entertained for hours? See below || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || \/ how do you keep a fool entertained for hours? return to top /\ ||
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Fri Dec-18-09 11:24 AM
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12. Why the fuck should I entertain you? |
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Fri Dec-18-09 11:27 AM
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13. You're the only one in the Lounge who has a tutu. |
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Well, the only one with a tutu that fits, anyway. So who else is going to entertain the taterguy?
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Fri Dec-18-09 11:29 AM
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14. Well, good point, but... |
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It doesn't really fit anymore. It's getting a little tight...you can kind of see the outline of my navel through the pink, sheer fabric.
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Fri Dec-18-09 11:35 AM
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16. No I can't: my eyes just rebelled and left for France. |
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You really need to start wearing blue. Pink is just not your color.
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Fri Dec-18-09 11:33 AM
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15. you want I should kick your ass, right fucking now, taterguy? |
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Fri Dec-18-09 11:49 AM
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17. That would be very entertaining. What would you like me to wear? |
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Fri Dec-18-09 11:50 AM
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18. LFP has a pink tutu you could borrow. |
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