It's trite by now, but one website is zombiefying the Bible: "Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Zombie"

[Bucky]

And inevitably, it's being called "The Zombible"

In our first work -- Matthew, Mark, Luke, and Zombies -- we ask the question, "How might the Gospels have been different if Jesus had come to Earth not to save mankind from sin, but from zombies?"

Uh, I got bad news for ya, hoss. If you actually read the Gospels, you'll notice Jesus actually is a zombie.

[Deja Q]

1. Ezekiel 23:20

"There she lusted after her undead, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of zombies."


Original:
http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ezekiel+23%3A20&version=NIV