favorite Christmas carol mondegreens?

[pokerfan]

Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...

Fleas, naughty dog...

Hark the herald angels sing, glory to the New York Kings...

Outside the snow is falling and friends are calling you fool...

Jeff's nuts roasting on an open fire...

others?

[LeftinOH]

1. Not quite a mondegreen, but:

As a kid I remember singing "We Three Kings" -and my understanding of where the 'Kings' came from was this- "We Three Kings, from Orry Entarr.." Where is Orry Entarr? Is that like Ann Arbor?

[pokerfan]

2. courtesy of Mad Magazine

We three clods from Omaha are
Spending Christmas Eve in a car
Driving, drinking,
Glasses clinking,
Who needs a lousy bar?

Ohh...
Drink to Charlie. Drink to Paul
Drink to friends we can't recall
Swerving, speeding
Signs unheeding
Drink to anything at all

We three clods are feeling no pain
Drunk as skunks with booze on the brain
Senses losing
'Til we're cruising
Into a wrong way lane

Ohh...
Drink to Melvin. Drink to Fred
Drink to those two trucks ahead
Headlights flashing
Screeching, crashing
Drink till they pronounce us dead

http://bubbleheads.blogspot.com/2007/12/mad-christmas-carols.html