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victoryparty Donating Member (416 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-21-09 01:12 PM
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Linus Forest challenges Tiger Woods to putt-putt contest in Jersey; winner to get choice of name
Just when you thought the Tiger Woods saga couldn't get any stranger, Linus Forest comes roaring back into the national spotlight.

http://www.allvoices.com/contributed-news/4854047-will-tiger-woods-change-his-name-to-linus-forest


Note: this is a HUMOROUS column, not a factual one.
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-21-09 01:13 PM
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1. Took me five seconds.....
...then I laughed. Well played.

(For a minute there, I'm like, "Am I so out of touch that I don't know who Linus Forest is?")
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victoryparty Donating Member (416 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-21-09 04:51 PM
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2. Glad you got it!
I was telling some people that Tiger is going to need a P.R. makeover and that he might as well change his name to Linus Forest.

"Same kind of feel to it," I said, "but without all the baggage." A couple of them got it, but one of the others actually said, "I don't get it. Why is it the same kind of feel?"

Maybe I should have used "Forest the Lion-Hearted" instead?

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