Best Weekly World News Headline ever?

[jmowreader]

"Rudolph found in Sarah Palin's freezer."

Not on the website yet, unfortunately; check out the Sun in supermarkets.

[victoryparty]

1. Statue of Elvis found on Mars

An all-time classic.

[HopeHoops]

2. "5 Year Old Girl Gives Birth to 14 Year Old Boy"

Wait, that was in a MAD Magazine spoof of tabloids from the 60's/early 70's. I still have that issue.

[SoxFan]

3. That could be a Lost spoiler...

[Patsy Stone]

4. Anything with Bat Boy

[av8rdave]

5. "Invisible Aliens Walk Among Us"

[Chellee]

8. How do you suppose they know?

nt

[av8rdave]

9. I remember when that issue came out (sometime in the 80s)...

The subheadline said something like "amazing discover baffles scientists."

[Chellee]

10. Well it would be baffling.

Trying to study things you can't find

[av8rdave]

12. Indeed!

For some reason, I thought that was hilarious. Of course, you have to wonder how many of them are around when you're sleeping, showering, etc.

[Captain Hilts]

6. World War II Bomber Found on the Moon. Child Born With Egytian Bracelet: Proof of Reincarnation.

[Captain Hilts]

7. Sneezing Increases Bust Size.

[krispos42]

11. Hitler was a woman; Aliens endorse Clinton (Bill}

Those are the two that always stuck in my head :-)