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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-22-09 10:55 PM
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I have anal glaucoma tonight.
I don't see my ass leaving the house for the next few days.

:)
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-22-09 10:59 PM
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1. i'd reccomend some reefer...
Edited on Tue Dec-22-09 11:01 PM by dysfunctional press
although...you might have to smoke it through your hoo-ha like that bargirl my uncle saw in saigon did with his cigarette...
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 12:45 AM
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8. I never did have any interest in pot. Just as well.
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-22-09 10:59 PM
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2.  a thread title I *had* to click to figure out
Too funny. Hope that the weather isn't as bad as predicted!
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 12:39 AM
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6. supposed to be freezing rain and up to 8 inches of snow.
I have everythiing I need in case I'm homebound for a few days
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-22-09 11:14 PM
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3. I think you should see an Analrapist for that.
May I recommend this guy?

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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-22-09 11:26 PM
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4. Is there a halo around your ass?
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 12:38 AM
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5. no, but I fart rainbows. ;-)
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 12:41 AM
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7. Goodly accomplished!
:rofl:
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 01:44 AM
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9. Gary Muledeer n/t
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 02:15 AM
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10. Alrighty then!
:shrug:
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 05:11 AM
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13. Here:
at about 16:58 (wait for the commercial and then you can ff)

http://www.veoh.com/collection/cmt-Comedy-Stage/watch/v7043311bdfHEDYM
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 02:52 AM
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11. Anal Glaucoma has just become the name of my new Metal/Screech music project
Edited on Wed Dec-23-09 02:57 AM by enigmatic
Thank you :D
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 03:19 AM
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12. Glad to help!
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