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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 07:13 AM
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Match Game Story: "Xmas 2009 went bad when Santa began ____, kid's bodies piled up like cordwood."
There, that should be a wonderfully joyfilled holiday story!!

Ten words or more in the blank, make a story out of it.
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 08:58 AM
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1. drinking too much eggnog with his cookies
:evilgrin:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 09:00 AM
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2. You frighten me.
:hi:
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Mugu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 09:02 AM
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3. I just "shoot" photos.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 09:11 AM
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4. "going rogue"
Sorry, I couldn't find a way to stretch that into ten words.

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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-23-09 09:49 AM
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5. supporting the Senate version of the HC bill
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-24-09 01:55 PM
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6. Christmas 2009 went bad when Santa began drinking eggnog spiked with both whiskey and rum.
Mrs. Claus was none too pleased with him, so she made Prancer kick Santa en los cojones. But Vixen got in the act too! He turned violent on Santa, and as they and the rest of the reindeer traveled the world, Prancer, Vixen, and even Dasher started kicking little children. It was quite a nightmare; kid's bodies piled up like cordwood.
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