LeftyFingerPop
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Wed Dec-23-09 05:13 PM
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I just bought all of my Christmas presents at the convenience store. |
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This year, everyone gets stale brownies and 2 generic cigarettes each.
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Kali
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Wed Dec-23-09 06:02 PM
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1. no roses in a plastic tube? |
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I'm hoping Santa brings a can of flat fixit (truck size, of course).
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Wed Dec-23-09 06:23 PM
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3. is this true abt the plastic roses? does anyone know??? |
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i always wondered who bought those things, our local fishwrapper said the roses are sold to drug addicts who throw away the rose and use the tube as some sort of crack smoking device
not sure if this is true or an urban legend and don't feel like asking any of our many local crack smokers to find out...
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Wed Dec-23-09 06:27 PM
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Capitalism, isn't it great?
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Thu Dec-24-09 08:23 AM
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17. I have worked in convenience stores for years |
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yes, it is true. I didnt know it at first, but then I started realizing who was buying them and wondering why this obvious drug addict would buy a rose every day. Then one day a lady came in my store and bought one, then she pulled her used glass tube out of her bra and asked me to throw it away. I wouldnt touch it, and I knew without a doubt that they were really being used as crack pipes.
I stopped stocking them.
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Wed Dec-23-09 06:21 PM
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2. Wow, you started early. |
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I wait till 8 pm Christmas Eve at the Dollar Store when everything is marked down to 73 cents.
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Wed Dec-23-09 07:17 PM
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5. Menthol? please please please |
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Wed Dec-23-09 07:59 PM
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6. Did you get me my Aerosmith lottery ticket? |
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Wed Dec-23-09 08:33 PM
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7. None of our convenience stores sell beer. |
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Wed Dec-23-09 10:41 PM
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8. You knew I wanted nachos and cheese this year. |
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Wed Dec-23-09 10:45 PM
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9. As long as I get a cherry slushie and a pack of no doz, I'll be happy. n/t |
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Wed Dec-23-09 10:52 PM
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10. What could we have done to deserve such generosity. I'm stunned. I'm speechless. I'm...I'm... |
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touched to the core of my soul.
Never before have I experienced such deep, personal consideration.
Of course, I do not smoke, but I can't know how you could have so readily understood my intention to learn how to extract nicotine, a well known insecticide, from stale cigarettes for next year's wheat crop, which I plan to plant in a convenience store parking lot, in hopes of growing my own locally grown wheat that I intend to grind to make flour for my own stale brownies.
Thank you so much for appreciating me for what I am!
I will never forget this, really!!!!
How could you have known? Did my wife tell you?
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Thu Dec-24-09 01:54 AM
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11. I have to admit I'm a litle crestfallen that my name isn't on your list next to |
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"pickled egg from the five-gallon jar on the 7-11 counter." :(
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Thu Dec-24-09 03:31 AM
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12. Back away from the MD... |
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Thu Dec-24-09 07:44 AM
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13. i'll take a fuckbook and some beef jerky, please |
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Thu Dec-24-09 08:13 AM
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15. Now it's beginning to feel like Christmas. |
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Thu Dec-24-09 08:10 AM
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14. get me some wraps will ya? |
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I got you this Japanese cam dvd of Avatar I got at the Flea Market.
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Thu Dec-24-09 01:33 PM
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18. I should have more pals like you, LFP! |
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