so this guy in a Palin 2012 tshirt jostled me in line at the flying J buffet downstate

[datasuspect]

something about me taking the last bits of stuffing.

and i was all like, "MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S THE ONLY TIME I EVER GET TO EAT STUFFING!!!"

and he was all like, "You done hit that pan at least three times in 10 minutes. i watched you. have some xmas spirit."

and fox news was playing in the background.

and i was all like, "I WILL SHOW YOU XMAS SPIRIT!!!" and i hit him in the face with a pan of jello.

MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S THE ONLY TIME OF THE YEAR I EVER GET TO EAT STUFFING!@!!!

USA, WE"RE 1# IN YOUR FACE!

then i hopped in the van and cranked "We're an American Band" while pounding the heavy metal hand gesture on the dash!

FUCK YEAH!!!!1111

[mnhtnbb]

1. LOL! Thanks! Merry Christmas to all.

[A HERETIC I AM]

2. You deserved a hard time if you were eating stuffing at a Flying J buffet.

You should know better.

[midnight armadillo]

3. WTF is a flying J?

:wtf:

[Common Sense Party]

5. 10-4, good buddy

Flying J's where truckers get their gas 'n' grub.

[sakabatou]

4. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, over.

[noamnety]

6. What flavor jello? nt

[rcrush]

7. Liar you've been at home all day

Doing blow! Were so fucked up man!