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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 04:15 PM
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Can I show off the pair of underpants my wife got me for xmas?
No, I'll spare you. But all I got this year was a pair of underpants. (We only buy gifts for 'lil AA, so I was not expecting anything at all.)
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 04:21 PM
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1. come on, i want pics
:P
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Boojatta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 04:27 PM
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2. You have underpants?
Underpants are tools of terrorists. Your underpants will be confiscated until we can figure out whether or not they contain explosives. In the meantime, you are on the no-fly list.
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 05:26 PM
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4. He needs underpants with a fly
His bladder does not want him on a no-fly list.
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Frosty1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 04:53 PM
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3. It depends
Are you wearing them?

















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Froward69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 07:28 PM
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5. Are they Magic?
if so, you have become a Mormon.
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zanana1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 08:02 PM
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6. Don't feel bad...
We don't buy presents for each other and we don't even have kids. We have to spend the money to buy gifts for other people's kids.
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Crabby Appleton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-26-09 08:44 PM
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7. They aren't the exploding kind are they?
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