I've decided to go fuck myself

[graywarrior]

sideways.


Later. . .

[Aristus]

1. Enjoy!

B-)

[graywarrior]

2. I will, thank you.

[Maccagirl]

3. Let us know how it turns out.

n/t

[Frosty1]

4. What is it? Something in the air?

Someone just suggested I do the same. LOL
:shrug:

[graywarrior]

6. I came up with it on my own

[Frosty1]

8. Better cut down on them hormone pills dear.

:wow:

[graywarrior]

9. I take no hormone pills

I just watch kitty porn all day.

[Frosty1]

10. Well then

Have that damn cat neutered will ya?

[graywarrior]

11. He has been!

What the fuck?

[Frosty1]

12. No wonder

maybe thats why it's sideways?

[Forkboy]

5. My doctor suggested I stop doing that.

[graywarrior]

7. Dr. Drew's patients have to much fun in all their angst

I need another addiction.

[Ikonoklast]

13. Bet it has something to do with a duck in bondage.

Crreeeeeepppyyy.

[Capn Sunshine]

14. This thread is useless without pictures

:popcorn:

[Fire Walk With Me]

78. It's true

:cry:

[Kali]

15. did the Great Christmas Rattlesnake* bring you a new "toy"?

* http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x7323712

[graywarrior]

17. Holy shit, Batman!

[Frosty1]

31. Check your PM

[bigwillq]

16. Hope it fits.

:rofl: :evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

18. It's big and throbbing!

:scared:

[undeterred]

19. When I was an adolescent we used to say

"go fuck a duck". I don't know why I just thought of that...

[graywarrior]

23. You "just thought" of that, hmmm?

[rebel with a cause]

38. When I was an adolescent we weren't allowed to say

'fuck' and would not have known what it meant if we had said it. :rofl:

[undeterred]

39. I tried unsuccessfully to convince my mother

that "fuck" and "shucks" were the same because they rhymed when I was about 8.

[rebel with a cause]

40. .We must be related, (lol)

because I was about that age when I asked for the Kotex napkins to be passed at the dinner table. We had company and there was a stack of spare paper dinner napkins at one end of the table and instead of asking for a paper napkin I asked for a Kotex. I had no idea what a Kotex was but knew they were napkins according to the box I had seen hidden in the closet. The more my mother told me to shut up, the more I argued with her. I was known for the foot in the mouth disease I suffered from. ;)

[Gormy Cuss]

20. Put down the

Stephen King book...you're picking up too many vibes.

[graywarrior]

24. Say what?

I'm reading Isles right now.

[Gormy Cuss]

33. Hey, I'm not the one who put him in my avatar.

That's just asking for creepy King vibes.
:D

[graywarrior]

34. You have no idea.

[Dystopian]

21. : )

You don't really have to do that.
I love you!
:loveya:
peace~

[Call Me Wesley]

22. Myself Sideways, what an unusual name.

I hope he's a good guy. With a name like this, you never know.

"Myself Sideways, why don't you step forward and tell us all about the Xmas season?"
"Well, I came before Later!"

[backwoodsbob]

25. pics

:evilgrin: :bounce: :beer:

[graywarrior]

26. Coming soon.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Lil Missy]

27. We've been meaning to talk to you about that .

.....

[graywarrior]

28. I've been staying out of GD & GDP, I swear!

[ThatsMyBarack]

29. Have fun, but before you do:

PLEASE watch THIS! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEdNYJr7g7o

[graywarrior]

35. Did you steal my milk money in 3rd grade?

[madinmaryland]

30. Just free the DUCK, first. thx!

[TK421]

32. Let me know how that feels...I've been meaning to try that for a while....

[graywarrior]

36. It's like posting in GD

[old mark]

37. Going to dinner first ....

or will this be more of a backseat of the old chevy kind of thing.....(does anyone still fuck in cars, or is that obsolete?)


mark

[blogslut]

41. I made duct tape wallets for the fellas this Xmas

They were a hit. :hi:

[graywarrior]

42. Which fellas ?

[blogslut]

58. The family fellas

'Twas a homemade Christmas this year - duct tape wallets, light bulb vases, hand-knitted cell phone holders and wire wrapped necklaces. :hi:

[peekaloo]

43. Why aren't you running sideways?

Too cold outside?

Way back when my parents forced me to go to Vacation Bible school where the following passage was forever burned into my pea brain:

Fuck a duck
Screw a pigeon
Go to Hell
Without religion.

You won't go blind or grow hair on your palms this way. :dunce:

[graywarrior]

46. I love that little prayer!

[Frosty1]

50. It's never too cold is it Gray?

:scared:

[graywarrior]

51. You should know

[Frosty1]

52. Cool

[graywarrior]

54. Cold

[Frosty1]

55. How do you think I got my name?

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

56. Whoa

[Frosty1]

57. Do you know what a coolie is?

[dysfunctional press]

44. don't you have to be double-jointed to do that..?

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

47. Who sez I ain't?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

45. We have machines for that

As long as the batteries last.

:hi:

[unpossibles]

48. Well, like my grandma used to say

"if you can't fuck yourself, you can you fuck?" Or maybe it was "no one will fuck you if you don't fuck yourself first"

I forget. I know it was something like that

:D

[sarge43]

59. Well, it is cheaper and you don't have to dress up unless

that's what gets your after burners going.

[MilesColtrane]

49. Well, that's just ducky.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vhDvBW90W0Y/SdNn2LTm2HI/AAAAAAAAADQ/bMIb2hf8O8o/s320/Ducks+Mating.jpg

[Quantess]

65. I was with someone when we witnessed duck sex.

He said the duck's penis was dangling afterward, and was surprisingly large. I didn't see anything. Maybe the duck already tucked it back under his feathers?

[MilesColtrane]

66. Donald wore no pants yet there was never any glistening, fowl knob in Disney.

I'm no Marlin Perkins.

Maybe they do have an instant retracto-button like a Stanley tape measure?

[sarge43]

67. They kinda do.

Water fowl have now you see it, now you don't penises because they tend to mate in water - penetration required otherwise the sperm would be washed away.

IBTL

[Xipe Totec]

83. Fly United!

[es350_ibm]

53. Have fun!

[FarLeftRage]

60. "I like to watch..."

[graywarrior]

61. !

My favorite line of all time!

[eridani]

62. So, how;s the supply of D batteries holding out/ n/t

[Odin2005]

63. LOLZ!

[unpossibles]

64. here's a song for you then

http://www.last.fm/music/Don+Paris+Schlotman/_/Work+Of+Fiction

[CTyankee]

68. Why am I reading this thread?

[graywarrior]

69. Because you are as sick as the rest of us?

[CTyankee]

70. apparently so...

[graywarrior]

71. Admitting you are powerless is the first step

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[CTyankee]

72. I suppose trying to pretend I'm doing a sociological study of people who attempt

bizarre sexual acts won't cut it....

[graywarrior]

73. Maybe in GD

Hahahahahaha!

[CTyankee]

74. GD can be pretty rough on a "researcher."

I've hobbled into the Lounge for my glass of Prosecco nursing numerous wounds. While none of them were life threatening, this subject area might be different...

[graywarrior]

75. They become asexual in GD

They're like fighting sponges.

[CTyankee]

76. I must say yours is the first post whose subject line made me laugh out loud.

Sometimes the posts themselves do, but not just the subject line!

I bow before your inspired vision...

[graywarrior]

77. Why thank you!

I shall ask for a raise in pay!

[CTyankee]

79. Consider it doubled...

[graywarrior]

80. Wow, 20 bucks per hour!

[Moondog]

81. So. Was it good for you?

:)

[Frosty1]

82. Rumor has it

She's off smoking a cigarette right now.:smoke:

[azmouse]

84. Fascinating.

[graywarrior]

85. Logical

[Demoiselle]

86. But will you still respect yourself in the morning?

Dang, I know no one will ever read this...I'm too far down on the thread. But I'm amazed no one else said it! (Or is it that you all thought of it and decided it was too obvious?)
Anyway, Gray, it's probably the first time I've laughed out loud at a post opener. Thanks.

[graywarrior]

89. !

:toast:

[struggle4progress]

87. I forget: what's the difference between "go fuck yourself" and "come fuck yourself"?

[graywarrior]

90. Go means get the fuck away from me when you do that and come means

get the fuck over here so I can watch.

[Xipe Totec]

88. It can't be done

Without help...

Remember, you have many friends willing to assist...

[graywarrior]

91. What the hell have I been doing all this time?

:wow:

[Xipe Totec]

92. Getting, a little help from your friends... n/t

[graywarrior]

93. I got ducked!

[Xipe Totec]

94. The least you could do is let us take a gander

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

95. That was fowl.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Oh, fuck me.....again!