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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 09:32 PM
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I have an idea about how to solve this airline security issue.
They should just make everyone fly in those hospital gowns...the kind that open in the back.

You would have nothing on underneath.

This way, nobody would want to use the bathroom during the last hour of the flight because they would be too embarrassed to walk up the aisle with their ass hanging out.

You're welcome.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 09:35 PM
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1. Some horse trancs should do the trick
Save on food, space, hassle.

Who knows, if they use the right meds, people might get addicted to flying again.

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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 09:38 PM
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2. You know, this makes good sense...
They could take all of the seats out of the planes, so there would just be a big empty cabin. Then, they could put you in a hospital gown, and dose the hell out of you with Demoral or something like that.

Then, they could just stack the bodies in the cabin.

At the end of the flight, everyone would wake up feeling refreshed and happy.

I like the way you think.
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 09:53 PM
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3. good grief...
I just about choked on my pie!
You need to stop this kind of thing...
Yummy pumpkin pie...it could have killed me!
:spank:
Oh...you need one of these
:eyes:

Okay...I can breathe now...carry on with your insanity...

peace~
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 09:59 PM
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4. Yum!!
Pumpkin!

I love pumpkin pie!

Guess what I'm eating?

Sliced honey crisp apple, a block of some exotic cheese, and some liverwurst!

I'd rather have the pie!

:hug: :loveya:
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Dystopian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 10:05 PM
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5. Liverwurst!?
:spank:
That's an odd combination....I'm going to eat the whole pie tonight...I'm out of control..
I think I gained 10 lbs in the past two weeks...binge eating...I can't stop!
Now for some cheese with more pie...
Enjoy your yummies!:hug:
I'd share my pie...but..you know..it's too good.
:loveya:

peace~
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-27-09 10:06 PM
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6. Believe it or not...
This combo tastes pretty good!

Enjoy your pie...life is short...eat well!
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