fucking cowboy pimp

[Skittles]

[velvet]

1. woohoo

The Bush years in one succinct image.

[peekaloo]

2. oh yeah that Truman Capote Lone Ranger costume.

surreal tough guy :rofl:

[hobbit709]

3. You're insulting pimps and cowboys.

[graywarrior]

4. LOL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Aristus]

5. You should go down to Dallas and kick his ass!

B-)

[Skittles]

6. um, dahling?

that rat bastard lives 15 miles from me

[rug]

7. That's nothing. Nixon moved three blocks from me.

Then they tore my building down.

[Aristus]

8. So what's stopping you?

:P

[Brother Buzz]

9. Mr. all hat and no cattle Bush is afraid of horses

The real reason Bush is afraid of horses...

In his late twenties, George Bush decided to go horseback riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skillfully mounted the horse and appeared in complete command of the situation as the horse galloped along at a steady pace.

After a short time George became cocky and attempted some rodeo moves he had seen on TV. He quickly lost his grip on the saddle, panicked, and grabbed the horse around the neck shouting to the horse to stop. George had by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still had a firm grip on the horse's neck.

George decided that his best chance was to leap away from the horse, and as he leaped, his foot became entangled in one of the stirrups and his head started to bang on the ground as the horse galloped along.

George, now panicked and fearing for for his life, started screaming at the top of his lungs,"help!!!!"

Hearing his screams, the K-Mart manager casually walked out of the store and unplugged the horse.