What if Bob Dylan had giant DD Breasts and no penis?

[rcrush]

And what if Women had giant appels on their butt and what if kangaroos could talk? WTF WOULD HAPPEN??????!!!

What if hamsters ate your eyeballs?

[Dr. Strange]

1. Hamsters don't like the taste of eyeballs.

So, basically, this whole thread is a huge waste of time.

[kentauros]

2. I still wouldn't listen to him.

No amount of good looks can improve that voice!!! ;)

[Quantess]

3. That would be one ugly large-breasted eunuch.

He'd probably be a novelty porn star.

[begin_within]

4. We'd have to call him Boob Dylan.

[704wipes]

5. the winner

heheh

[phasma ex machina]

6. +2

[old mark]

7. He would still look silly in that cowboy hat. nt

[GoCubsGo]

8. He would have a constant back ache...

And, nice grooves in his shoulders where his bra straps sit. At least the straps won't slip down. But, he'd have to pay lots more for those bras than he would if he were an A or a B. And, men would talk to his DD breasts, and not to him. And, he'd have a real hard time finding buttoned shirts that don't pop open.


What's an "appel"?

[NoPasaran]

9. The cover of "Bringing It All Back Home" would have been even more enigmatic

[Cant trust em]

10. "Just Like A Women" would take on a whole new meaning. nt

[Demoiselle]

11. He'd be Dolly Parton. (?)