Proposed New College Bowl Games for 2011. "The Sarah Palin Bowl..."

[Yavin4]

As you know, several corporations are sponsoring college football bowl games. The following is a list of potential college bowl games for 2011. Feel free to add your own:

"The Sarah Palin Bowl":
Both teams quit at half time because the announcers are biased.

"The Gov. Mark Sanford Bowl":
Sometime during the third quarter, one team disappears from the field, leaving a note saying that they went hiking.

"The Glen Beck Bowl":
The losing team must blather like a baby and come up wild-eye conspiracy theories on why they lost.

[HopeHoops]

1. Sounds like a drinking game. "Take a drink every time she says 'Ya Betcha!'"

Take a drink if she winks.

Chug an entire beer if she utters a coherent sentence.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

2. ...theories on why they lost

I went to Ohio State. We already do that.

Oh, come on, Buckeyes. Have a sense of humor!