Please remember that not all DUers live in the Eastern Time Zone, so make sure not to post spoilers.

[JVS]

For example posting a thread titled "It's 2010!" is very inconsiderate for those of us to your West who are still waiting to see whether the next year will be 2011, 2009.2, or go back to 2007. So post a title that doesn't give it away and contains *spoiler* and leave the info for inside the main body of the post. Jeez Dick looks and sounds like hell. Anyway, assholes who spoil this will be welcomed to ignore.

[kentauros]

1. Doesn't matter to me.

I had News Years yesterday. My girlfriend is 19 hours ahead of me :P

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. I have my fingers crossed for "2010"...oh, I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope I HOPE...

...and YES, I DID see some of those threads by "East Coast" DUers wishing everyone a "Happy New Year" or "Joyeux Noël" or whatever, and I said "NO, sir, I AM NOT going to click on them."

I am in California...yes, and I AM PROUD to be here...and I will NOT have the dawn of a new decade SPOILED by some Atlantic Seaboard "PRANKSTERS," all hopped up on their East Coast GOOFBALLS and light beers and that "Yager" drink the kids seem to like these days.

It is 9:25 PM right now, and I will WAIT.

Oh, I know I am being hard on the "East Coast" DUers...but I've heard that many of them don't bathe regularly or use utensils. Rather than act as their harsh critic, I should extend an olive branch and my pledge to help them become more civilized in the year ahead.

:hide:

:rofl:

Seriously...I was BORN in Massachusetts (but I DID need to learn to eat with utensils).

:rofl:

[cwydro]

3. Oh listen to this!

Some European DUer (who shall remain nameless) called me at freaking 6 pm my time to tell me it was the new year in her country.

TOTALLY pissed me off.

I mean, wtf?

[JVS]

5. LOL!

[Suich]

4. LOL!

Thanks for the laugh!

[begin_within]

6. Spoiler:

Select the text below to read it.

Joe Lieberman and Rush Limbaugh broke into the clock and set it to 1910.

[JVS]

7. DOH! Those assholes

Thanks for warning me.

[fishwax]

8. thanks for that important and timely reminder

:rofl:

:toast:

[AsahinaKimi]

9. I WANT SPOILERS...

I don't want 2010 to come and THEN SUCK!!!

[1awake]

10. spoilers alert below....

so far... 2010 sucks the same as 2009! Just wanted to give you a heads up!

[JVS]

11. FUUUUUUUUUCK!

[1awake]

12. lol, thanks.. that really made me laugh! n/t

[taterguy]

13. Spoiler Alert

The Sopranos ended with the family in some diner listening to a Journey song.

Happy New Year dumbass!

[caitxrawks]

14. you had me at .2

Baaaahahahahaha. Hilarious.