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Sun Jan-03-10 01:28 PM
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Edited on Sun Jan-03-10 01:57 PM by redwitch
I don't know what he wants because I haven't read it.
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redwitch
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Sun Jan-03-10 01:32 PM
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1. OK, I read it. Mine is the most important voice on his show! |
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Remember, yours is the most important voice on the Lou Dobbs Show! Call 877.55.DOBBS make your voice heard today!
I iz important!
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redwitch
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Sun Jan-03-10 01:35 PM
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2. I hope you don't think I'm bragging. |
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Your voice is important too. Just not AS important. Is that better? ;-)
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Sun Jan-03-10 01:36 PM
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3. Please don't respond to this thread. |
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I'm trying to set a DU record for the longest solo thread. kthnxbai
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Sun Jan-03-10 01:37 PM
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4. You people are awesome even if you're not as important as me. |
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Sun Jan-03-10 01:38 PM
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5. I'm thinking about changing my sigline. |
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Something along the line of "Lou Dobbs and me, important together." Catchy, yes? Don't answer please, remember I'm going for the record here!
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Sun Jan-03-10 01:40 PM
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6. She shoots, she SCORES! |
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Damn, I'm good!
And thanks so much for not responding. You are really good at following directions. That's what I like about DU!
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Sun Jan-03-10 01:42 PM
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Sun Jan-03-10 02:56 PM
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17. No you're not, you're redwitch |
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Sun Jan-03-10 02:59 PM
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I can stop now! This is the DU post equivalent of a mercy killing. I think I love you!
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:07 PM
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20. Well drat, now I feel bad to have killed it, I was thoroughly enjoying reading it all :) n/t |
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:09 PM
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22. Have no fear. It's gonna be a loooong winter. |
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I will surely be stupid again soon. And I'll PM ya!
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:10 PM
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Sun Jan-03-10 01:54 PM
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9. Say, how long is the longest solo thread? |
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I need to know when I can stop.
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Sun Jan-03-10 01:43 PM
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8. Hey! Which one of you changed my post title? |
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Sun Jan-03-10 02:00 PM
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10. I have to leave for a bit. Please behave. |
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And do not respond to this thread! And don't change the title either!
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redwitch
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Sun Jan-03-10 02:36 PM
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11. Thanks for behaving while I was gone. |
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Sun Jan-03-10 02:44 PM
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12. Damn. I can't change the thread title anymore. |
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Apparently there is a statue of limitations. Series.
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Sun Jan-03-10 02:45 PM
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I thought for sure when I was TRYING to kill a thread, especially my own, I wouldn't be able to. Everyone here hates me, I am certain of it. Sigh.
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Sun Jan-03-10 02:46 PM
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14. Not really, he only sent me an email. |
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A yak would have been lots more interesting though.
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Sun Jan-03-10 02:51 PM
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15. It isn't a good sign when cabin fever starts the first week of January. |
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What does one take for cabin fever?
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Sun Jan-03-10 02:53 PM
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16. So Sam is a biologist... |
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Sam has been a wildlife biologist studying shrew behavior for 25 years and is finally ready to sit down and write his doctoral dissertation. He finds the perfect writing spot, 50 acres of land in the Tennessee mountains as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there.
"Name's Bo... Your neighbor from four miles away... Having a party Saturday... thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Bo is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem... after 25 years in the wildlife business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave Bo stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
Sam says, "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Bo turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there ... by the way, what should I wear?"
Bo stops in the door again and says,
"Whatever you want, it's just gonna be the two of us"
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:06 PM
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19. Would you stop bogarting that joint and pass it around! |
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:08 PM
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21. Stir crazy. Has the same effect on me as the evil weed. |
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:26 PM
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29. Heh! After 10 days with the in-laws, I am ready for some peace and quiet. |
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:58 PM
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33. You have a cousin in Sicily apparently. |
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ROME Fri Jan 1, 2010 10:53am EST
ROME (Reuters) - A Sicilian man stole sweets and a packet of chewing gum so he could get arrested and spend New Year's Eve in a jail cell rather than be with his wife and relatives, Italian media reported on Friday.
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:10 PM
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24. talking with yourself is OK, but arguing with yourself might be cause for some concern |
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My first response to seeing lou in my Inbox was :wtf:. That turned into :what has my winger brother signed me up for: Then it went to: hey, what mailing list do I belong to who would sell me to dobbs? Followed by: Gotta unsubscribe which was quickly relpaced, wait a minute, this might help me keep an eye on what the old loon is up to.
So, I guess it had me talkin/arguing with myself too. Which is a matter of some concern to moi.
I created a special folder and filter in my mail program: Winger nutcase news... file here.
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:14 PM
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25. I always argue with myself. |
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I am a Libra. That whole balance thing will make ya crazy!
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Sun Jan-03-10 04:34 PM
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balance is everything, and takes nearly everything ya got. They will NEVER understand us :hi:
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:17 PM
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26. A yak? An illegal Tibetan yak? |
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Doesn't he know they're taking jobs away from unemployed American ruminants? :P
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:20 PM
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He's only pretending. Damn yaks.
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:26 PM
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28. Hey, how'd the yak jokes get out of our Skepticism group? |
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:30 PM
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30. DU has a Skepticism group? |
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I find that hard to believe.
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:45 PM
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Sun Jan-03-10 03:56 PM
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32. I was being funny and cute. |
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:-) I have noted the skeptics here.
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