trof
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Sun Jan-03-10 06:49 PM
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If a man called asking for your wife...? |
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What would YOU say?
(VERY brightly) "HI! Is (Miz t.) there?" "Who IS this?" <click...dial tone>
I turned to Miz t. "A guy just called asking for you. I asked who he was and he hung up. Is there something you'd like to tell me?" "Yes, would you mind fixing me another drink?" :rofl: telemarketers :eyes:
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Sun Jan-03-10 06:52 PM
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trof
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Sun Jan-03-10 06:55 PM
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2. As sure as I'm able to be. |
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It just ain't in her nature. ;-)
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Sun Jan-03-10 07:00 PM
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Sun Jan-03-10 07:08 PM
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4. you want I should kick some telemarketer ass, trof? |
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Edited on Sun Jan-03-10 07:08 PM by Skittles
yes INDEED
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Sun Jan-03-10 07:15 PM
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How you been? Ain't too many of us ol' timers around now. :hug:
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Sun Jan-03-10 07:30 PM
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6. takes a lot to run me out of this place |
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as long as I can kick ass I will be here :hi:
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Sun Jan-03-10 07:31 PM
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7. you should be on retainer IMO |
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It's helpful to know when you need an ass kicking.
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Sun Jan-03-10 07:35 PM
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8. I would shoot the phone in a jealous rage. And then go see my mistress to calm down. |
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And then, filled with remorse about my hypocrisy, I would probably break it off with my mistress's sister and even apologize for that fling with her mother, or at least be a little more discreet about it. Because it's Christmas dammit and some things are just sacred.
God, I really miss my Don Draper.
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Sun Jan-03-10 07:35 PM
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Sun Jan-03-10 07:48 PM
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She snuck up on ya, huh?
:wtf:
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Sun Jan-03-10 08:05 PM
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11. Our phone is listed under a fictitious name (cheapest way I know to get an unlisted number ) |
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When they ask for Mrs BB I play along and answer, "speaking". The conversation generally goes downhill from there. No sale.
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Sun Jan-03-10 09:46 PM
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12. I got royally cussed out by someone's wife for calling her husband.. |
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Only problem is he works for me and was on call..
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Sun Jan-03-10 11:09 PM
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13. Oh my God, you hussy! Just for that you have to wear an extra thick burkha next week. |
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Shame on you, vile temptress female! Shame!!
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Sun Jan-03-10 11:25 PM
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14. Something similar happened to me once. |
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Some seriously irate woman called and cussed me out because she said she knew her husband was fucking around on her, and she found my name and number in his cell phone.
Turned out to be my boss' wife. :rofl: It was news to me that he had one. Anyhow, he sure was fucking around, but not with me. Ick. :puke:
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Sun Jan-03-10 11:29 PM
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Got a call one day before Mrs Robot and I were married, but were living together. Guy asked, "Is Mrs Robot there?"
I replied, "No who the hell is this?"
He said, "This is her father who the hell is this?"
And that was how I first spoke with her father.
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Mon Jan-04-10 02:49 AM
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16. My first husband's girlfriend called me once, thinking I was |
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his current girlfriend. She called me by the wrong name and went into some kind of rage, asking why I had called him. I had talked to this woman before, so I tried calmly to remind her of that.
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Mon Jan-04-10 11:08 AM
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17. Take my wife...please! |
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Mon Jan-04-10 12:34 PM
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18. Was her first drink broken? |
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Mon Jan-04-10 12:38 PM
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19. "Will you pay the shipping?" |
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Mon Jan-04-10 01:27 PM
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21. A guy called me once and claimed my wife had given him AIDS. |
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He sounded like a teenager and used her name exactly as it was written in the phonebook which had come out that week. He didn't understand why I kept laughing and saying "Ok."
Got a lot of weird prank calls at that house. Once I got a call about two in the morning from another teenager. Can't remember the exact cliche, but it was something along the lines of "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" I said "Come on, is that the best you got," and we spent the next half hour chatting about how boring Elgin, Texas was at two in the morning. Kind of miss that town. :)
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Mon Jan-04-10 01:59 PM
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22. You mean like asking for her hand in marriage? |
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Well he had better ask for the whole deal. I ain't gonna send just a hand.
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Mon Jan-04-10 02:20 PM
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23. Who's calling please? ... |
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He responds with a first name.
From?????
He says it is an organization she supports.
Which one?
He finally says.
Sweetie, do you want to talk to so-and-so from where ever?
She says no, sorry. Hang up.
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Mon Jan-04-10 04:04 PM
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24. I'd say, "Sure....Paul it's for you!" |
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And then sit back and laugh.
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