Tila Tequila: "I said I'm pregnant. I'm not, but I'm going to be."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Tila Tequila Tells Us: I'm Not Pregnant -- Yet!



Saturday – January 02, 2010 – 2:16pm

http://www.usmagazine.com/momsbabies/news/tila-tequila-tells-us-im-not-pregnant----yet-201021

In an interview Dec. 22, Tila explained the apparent mix-up to UsMagazine.com: "I said I'm going to become a surrogate mother for my brother and his wife. That means I'm going to be pregnant. But the words 'going to be' didn't fit," she explained. (Twitter posts are limited to 140 characters.) "So I said 'I'm pregnant.' I'm not, but I'm going to be."

She says she called her brother immediately after Tweeting -- not before. "They've very country," she explained, noting that he's unaware of her Twitter feed. "They live in Texas and don't get online. that's why I just go crazy on the Internet because I knowmy family's] not watching."

[flvegan]

1. Why is this person famous now?

[Kali]

3. I'm guessing the breasts and the name?

maybe some antics?

[KamaAina]

4. Um, because she's named after fermented agave juice?

Beats me. :shrug:

[valerief]

10. She's the top-rated American skank. nt

[NewJeffCT]

17. She's like an Asian Paris Hilton, but less classy than Paris

and less well known.

[Kali]

2. I'd feed her up a bit before I bred her.

If we were talking livestock, that is.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Rumor has it Kate Moss was last seen lurking around Kali's ranch

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:hurts:

[Haole Girl]

6. They should call it "twitting"

:eyes:

[Richardo]

15. I *do* call it 'twitting'

I wish more people did. :)

[jmowreader]

7. I'm probably the only one in the world who thinks this...

but Tila Tequila is not an attractive woman.
a. Face twice as wide as it should be
b. Scrawny arms
c. Softball-size breast implants
d. Ugly, worn-out tattoo

Oh, and Tila...a little female bonding time here...that pink lipstick? It looked good on you when you were ten.

[rcrush]

8. I saw a naked picture of her once.

She needs to sue her plastic surgeon for malpractice.

[NewJeffCT]

25. nude pics of her are so hard to find, though

:sarcasm:

[rcrush]

27. Those implants are NOT pretty

Its like someone shoved some 5 sided polygons into her chest and then used a hot glue gun to close her up.

[NewJeffCT]

28. Now you're going to force me to look

you really had to go twist my arm on that one...

[rcrush]

29. I call her Frankenboobies.

[NewJeffCT]

30. I've seen worse

in terms of implants.

[Flaxbee]

9. Her fiance, Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson

was found dead today in LA; Casey was 30 years old.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/casey-johnson-johnson-johnson-heiress-found-dead/story?id=9478197

Casey Johnson, the socialite heiress of the Johnson & Johnson fortune who had recently announced her engagement to reality TV star Tila Tequila, was found dead at her Los Angeles home today, police said.

[joeybee12]

16. I didn't know they were an item...

...and of course Tila hangs out with the best crowd...wonder what happened. ON EDIT: She was the daughter of the Jets GM.

[BuelahWitch]

20. How does a 30 year old die of "natural causes"?

I thought that term was left for people over 80.

[NewJeffCT]

22. Diabetes-related illness?

I looked it up & said she had juvenile diabetes.

[BuelahWitch]

23. Ah ok

I wonder why the article at ABC didn't just come out with that? Thank you!

[NewJeffCT]

24. The article said

that the family is keeping the cause of death silent for now, but the speculation was that it was related to her diabetes.

[wickerwoman]

26. Type 1 Diabetes.

nt

[Yavin4]

11. There Are Far Better Looking Porn Stars

Far, far better looking.

[MilesColtrane]

12. Something tells me she'd be crazier if her relatives were watching.

[SoxFan]

13. OH SHIT, IT'S REPRODUCING!!!

[BuelahWitch]

21. I feel sorry for any kids she has

Maybe she'll decide she wants something shiny instead and the idea will twitter right out of her skanky mind...

[Taitertots]

14. If someone kills her they should get a darwin award

For preventing her or anyone with similar genes from reproducing.

[michreject]

18. She's the one who called the police

On Shawne Merriman a few months back. Had him thrown in jail.

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/sports/Merriman-Arrested-for-Allegedly-Choking-Tila-Tequila--57607562.html

[AngryAmish]

19. If the US could weaponize skankiness we would be the terror of the world

[AsahinaKimi]

31. I thought we were the terror of the world?

Some one once told me I look like her. Hmmmm.. maybe she just kinda looks like me.