I got yelled at by an usher today at the movies...

[LeftyFingerPop]

for taking a telemarketing call on my cell phone during the movie.

When he asked me to turn off my cell phone, I gave him a sharp elbow to the temple.

Then, some people were complaining how rude I was, so I dumped my popcorn on them...hot butter and all.

Finally, I traced the number of the telemarketing call, drove to the location of the person who phoned me, and pepper sprayed her.

[Dr. Strange]

1. You're fibbing.

The part about the butter being "hot" gave it away.

Next time you make up a story, try making it believable. Unless you're going to post in the 9/11 Forum, 'cause then it doesn't matter.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. That's called "embellishment".

[Ptah]

2. What movie?

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. That new one that is out....Advair or something.

[Ptah]

11. Since it sounds like you missed the movie, here's the tear jerking scene of all time.

The ultimate empty nest:

[undeterred]

5. Were you the one having hot monkey sex in the front row

of Avatar and making all that noise?

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. No, please re-read my post...

I went to see "Advair".

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Yeah, right. Like any movie theater is going to serve butter. Your lies are so obvious

as to be laughable.

You also didn't mention stopping along the way to STEAL some pepper spray. I can't imagine that you'd pay for your own.

:eyes:

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. The points you mention...

have nothing to do with my little story.

[jobycom]

9. That's funny. I got yelled at by a jay z at the movies...

[kayakjohnny]

10. You drove to India?

[MiddleFingerMom]

12. What he's TRYIN' t'say is...........

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I think he wants us to know that he "pepper-sprayed"
(winkwink nudgenudge) to a movie of hot buttered cop porn.
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I think there's also something in there about some people
complaining about how nude he was.
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People can be so judgmental.
.