trof
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Mon Jan-04-10 08:21 PM
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OK. That's it! I'm hiring a private eye. |
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And possibly a divorce attorney.
For the SECOND night in a row a MAN has called asking for Miz t. And once again I said "Who IS this?" <click> Dial tone.
I mean if the guy is calling from the National Whizgidget Foundation, or The Society To Improve WonderfullNess, why wouldn't he just say so?
I suspect something nefarious. I confronted her. "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? WITH YOU AND YOUR BOY FRIEND?
She denies all. Hmmm. :eyes:
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rebel with a cause
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Mon Jan-04-10 08:24 PM
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1. The next time he calls asking for her, tell him..... |
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Mon Jan-04-10 08:25 PM
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Ah, sweetie! You totally blew it!
You're not supposed to tell her that you're hiring someone!
Sheesh.
:eyes:
:rofl: :rofl:
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NightWatcher
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Mon Jan-04-10 08:29 PM
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3. let me know if you need any advice about hiring a real PI |
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or how you can DIY
I used to be one
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Dyedinthewoolliberal
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Mon Jan-04-10 08:30 PM
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4. He can't be too bright. |
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If I was foolin' with another man's wife and he answered when I called, I'd hang up then!
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Mon Jan-04-10 08:31 PM
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5. Give your wife the phone |
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and put it on speakerphone.
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Mon Jan-04-10 09:02 PM
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6. This sounds more like a stalker than a boyfriend. |
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I guess you don't have caller id. That might give you an idea who it is.
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Mon Jan-04-10 09:09 PM
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It's a distractor...not the real threat. The real one wouldn't do that.
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CLANG
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Mon Jan-04-10 09:18 PM
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8. You should call the phone company |
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You're phone number is probably one digit off from a local whorehouse. Weirder things have happened.
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Tue Jan-05-10 12:47 AM
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11. I was one number off from a local Chinese restaurant. Damn the calls were annoying until I trained |
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Mon Jan-04-10 09:39 PM
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9. I was gonna be travelling down that road myself. |
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The husband has a work wife. I was going to call it quits, but then her sister made christmas cookies for us and they were tasty, so I guess I'll stick it out at least until next christmas.
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Mon Jan-04-10 10:10 PM
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10. When will you not be at home so I can call again? |
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This is getting frustrating!!!!!!
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Fleshdancer
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Tue Jan-05-10 02:29 PM
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12. It's probably just meaningless sex |
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Tue Jan-05-10 04:06 PM
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13. To quote Animal House (they are the only true source of life's greatest wisdom): |
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Don't get mad, get even. :)
put all of her clothes on the font lawn with a note saying, "your midnight caller is coming by to pick up your stuff. Ta!"
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