Help!!! I need one more goal for my 2010 Long Range Plan.

[Bunny]

I'll gladly take any suggestions under advisement.

[Richardo]

1. Is it a diabolical plan?

How many yellow peanut M&Ms are required to carry out this plan?

[Bunny]

4. Yes. 37 are needed. I'm 14 short.

I need some concrete, measureable steps to acquire those 14 yellow Peanut M&Ms.

[Richardo]

12. 1) Enter the Pennsylvania Lottery

2) Win the Pennsylvania Lottery
3) With the winnings, mount a hostile takeover of the Mars Snackfood US, LLC of Hackettstown, NJ
4) Upon the closing of the acquisition of the newly renamed Mars/Bunny Chocolate Confections Company, name yourself VP-Operations
5) Direct the nearest m&ms plant to produce 14 yellow peanut m&ms to your specifications and pack them in a single bag
6) Direct the shipping department to forward the bag to you via overnight express

You will then have five remaining months in 2010 to carry out your diabolical plan.

[Bunny]

14. Do you really think I'll need seven months to accomplish #1-6?

I'd like to get that done sooner, this would leave me more time to implement the diabolical part.







;)

[PassingFair]

2. Have you already included world domination? n/t

[Bunny]

5. That was achieved in 2008. I've been on a maintenance plan since then.

[BOSSHOG]

3. Okay, a serious reply

If you are planning long term, I'd suggest you open a ROTH IRA.

[Bunny]

6. Thanks, I'm only looking at 2010, though.

I don't like to plan too far ahead. :crazy:

[NMDemDist2]

7. learn a new language? n/t

[Bunny]

8. Excellent! I've been practicing my French!

:thumbsup:

[krispos42]

9. Eat an entire pizza from the inside out.

Pizzaria pizze, not one of those little frozen ones.

:-)

[Bunny]

10. Been there, done that. It had a stuffed crust, too.

[krispos42]

15. Mmmmm.... stuffed crust

Excellent choice. :thumbsup:

[Bunny]

11. Using current Lounge headlines, I've developed a list of suggested goals.

Help me pick one:

Rescue Joan Rivers from Costa Rica
FUCK IN COLD VA!
Get drunk and fall asleep in a moving Amish buggy
Build a greater snow penis

[Richardo]

13. Well, #4 is certainly measurable

[Bunny]

17. Why yes, yes it is.

[Call Me Wesley]

16. I'd go with the Amish buggy thingie, because the others look to easy to achieve.

Besides, if you write 'Buggy' without the two 'g' but with two 'n', you get ... I'm good with this secret-hidden-code stuff. ;)

[Bunny]

18. Brilliant!

I'm impressed with the secret code stuff, too. :thumbsup: :D :hi: CMW!

[Call Me Wesley]

21. If all fails,

just build a greater snow penis. I mean, to gather some 7,5 inches of snow shouldn't really be this complicated. ;) :hi:

And yes, that's the first time I wrote 'penis' on DU. Now I can strikeout one of my goals ('Write 'penis' in a post on DU') in 2010, I just did it! :woohoo:

But I posted this gem before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

[Sanity Claws]

19. Learn Argentine Tango

It's a fascinating dance. Everyone thinks of it as very erotic but they forget how much it exercises your mind. Really. It is a very difficult dance with no set number of steps. You almost have to adopt a mind meld with your dance partner.

[AngryAmish]

20. Eat 4 large burritos in one day

[HopeHoops]

22. Avoid dancing naked with a salad shooter in 2010.

That one shouldn't be too hard to achieve.

[Mopar151]

23. Send me money! n/t