I am a suicide (gut) bomber

[denbot]

After recording an episode of Alton Brown featuring gravy Alley decided that we are going to try to make gravy right. Tonight we had homemade buttermilk biscuits and sawmill gravy.. FOR DINNER!!!!
Nommies!!!

[Kaleva]

1. I thought one had to have at least a 1K posts before one could discuss gravy.

[denbot]

2. I have a 2001 join date wavier.

Do you like your gravy wavy?

[Kaleva]

4. If join date was important, it'd be next to your name instead of the all important post count.

LOL. j/k you know.

[AsahinaKimi]

3. Seems to me I remember reading that rule some where..

Can't recall where. Oops! I forgot, I wasn't supposed to make a Snarky remark this year! I broke my promise! Sowwwwwwyy!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. When I lost my gravy virginity (sorta):

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Long, long ago, newly separated from my ex-wife, I had a bunch of guys from
my unit over for dinner. I cooked up a huge beef roast in the oven and decided
to make gravy from scratch for the first time. Got the glass milk bottle (in
which my ex had apparently stored our flour) and kept adding more and more
tablespoon by tablespoon to the simmering liquid while stirring. I put a TON of
it in and the juices never thickened. I figured I was doing something wrong, but
I tasted the "flour" just to be sure (brave fool).
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It was confectioner's sugar.
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We never DID have gravy, but that big ol' roast looked just like a glazed beef
doughnut.
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And it was FREAKIN' DELICIOUS.
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[applegrove]

6. You realize of course the title of your op will cause agent Mike to have to look

at your thread.