taterguy
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Thu Jan-07-10 05:04 PM
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How much trouble would you be in? |
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If your spouse / SO happened to see a text message on your cell phone from someone else that said:
"Want to come over for a romp?"
Surely there's a perfectly reasonable explanation right?
If so, please provide me with one ASAP
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Kaleva
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Thu Jan-07-10 05:06 PM
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1. 1. a noisy or boisterous game or prank |
MrCoffee
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Thu Jan-07-10 05:08 PM
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2. If your spouse/SO is feeling generous... |
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they will shine the silver platter upon which your ass will be handed to you
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LeftyMom
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Thu Jan-07-10 05:10 PM
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3. It's a good thing you have the VW, she'd have a hard time transporting your body on a bike. |
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Thu Jan-07-10 05:12 PM
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4. We have plenty of shovels and a decent sized back yard |
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I don't think there would be much transporting involved
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Thu Jan-07-10 05:17 PM
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5. Alley is quite understanding. |
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She would let me live long enough to dig the hole.
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LeftyMom
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Thu Jan-07-10 05:20 PM
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6. That's not very progressive of her. Cops' families need the overtime to pay the bills. |
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Gotta let 'em work for it.
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Thu Jan-07-10 08:18 PM
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7. she'd ask 'why aren't i invited, too?' |
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Thu Jan-07-10 08:18 PM
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8. you would`t want to know |
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Thu Jan-07-10 11:55 PM
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9. Just be THANKFUL it wasn't a typo of "come over for a rump" |
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