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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-08-10 03:43 PM
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If Elvis was dead today, he'd be alive
I'd like to explain, but since it makes no sense, I can't. :shrug:
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SoxFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-08-10 03:51 PM
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1. He'd be kicking Jacko's sorry ass
Worthless freakshow son in law.
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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-08-10 04:06 PM
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2. If Elvis died thursday he would be always two weeks from Friday.
Except on alternating Sundays.
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-08-10 04:20 PM
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3. Legend has it that when a certain Hollywood agent was told of Elvis's death
Edited on Fri Jan-08-10 04:22 PM by rocktivity
his reaction was, "GREAT career move!"

:P
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