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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 01:10 AM
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This ever happen to you?
Edited on Sun Jan-10-10 01:13 AM by Archae
This morning, I walk into my bathroom.

Chaos.

Two rolls of toilet paper IN the toilet, ruined.

Two more all over the bathroom, I did salvage 3/4 of those two rolls.

Charlotte looks at me, "But I had so much fun!" :-)

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Odin2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 01:14 AM
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1. I dropped a new roll of TP in the toilet a couple days ago!
:rofl:
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tblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 04:11 AM
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2. I once dropped the cup containing my urine sample in the doc's toilet.
And one time my toddler son and his little buddy filled my toilet with an opened package of sponges.

So don't feel bad.
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blogslut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 04:17 AM
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3. That's what you get
...for not putting the lid down.

:hide: :hurts: :rant:
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woo me with science Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 04:43 AM
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4. hahahahaha


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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 10:15 AM
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5. Once - but we weren't around
We had a friend house-sit while we were on vacation. I called him to check in before a jazz cruise dinner date with the s.o., and my friend had trouble not laughing while explaining that Socrates had locked himself in the hall half-bath and destroyed the TP. It had been a new roll, and the room was very small, so the damage was, er, evident. Socks just accidentally pushed the door shut while playing in there and couldn't get out until my friend came over, but the whole "kitty locked himself in" thing made it funnier.

So the s.o. and I go to dinner on this boat with a fantastic jazz band and people piled up on the enclosed deck - great food, great music - and every 10 minutes, one of us would start giggling and saying "he *locked himself* in the bathroom...!" The other would start giggling, and we got our share of quizzical looks from the neighboring tables throughout the evening. :rofl:
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caitxrawks Donating Member (431 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 10:26 AM
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6. it's funny how often toddlers and animals coincide.
I found my daughter unraveling a whole new roll of TP one time. I could've shat bricks.
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 04:18 PM
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7. ROFLMAO
Edited on Sun Jan-10-10 04:19 PM by AsahinaKimi
My cat loves to shred paper.. I don't know what he has against it.. I have found bills and mail and even a birthday card shredded..if it falls on the floor, he's gonna tear it to shreds! Bad Kitty!
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 04:53 PM
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8. Almost 30 years ago
my roommate and I adopted litter mates. They loved to shred the toilet paper. After they got in trouble for it a few times, we thought they had learned there lesson and stopped. Until one day we came home and my cat, Tosh, hissed at me for no reason. All I had done so far was walk through the door. She'd apparently done something she wasn't supposed to do.

We found out that they had taken a roll of toilet paper and rolled it from the second floor all the way to the basement, two sets of stairs without leaving a single shred, and then shredded themselves happy down in the basement. :rofl:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 05:14 PM
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9. Obviously some stinky, drooly dog did it!
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