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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 12:27 PM
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I just coughed up an organ.
I'm not sure which one it is though.

I have the manflu.
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kayakjohnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 12:30 PM
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1. It was probably just a spleen.
And I heard you can still go pretty good without one.

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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 12:33 PM
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2. I don't think so...
It's about the size of a toaster.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 12:34 PM
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3. ooops...wrong spot, johnny....
see....I really am sick.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 12:36 PM
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4. Mods. please move this so it responds to johnny's post.
Thank you.

Hurry up.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 12:44 PM
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5. Testicle?
:shrug:

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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 12:49 PM
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6. Possibility.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-12-10 03:32 PM
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20. Testicle?
.
In Russia, testicles turn YOU and cough.
.
.:bounce: :bounce:
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 12:56 PM
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7. Do you remember who it belongs to?
They're doing marvels with reattachment surgeries these days.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 01:02 PM
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10. I'm looking for some identifying markings now.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 12:58 PM
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8. Hammond?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 01:03 PM
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12. For security reasons, please do not post last names in the lounge.
Thank you.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 12:59 PM
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9. Which explains the odd posts
:rofl:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 01:03 PM
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11. Well of course you are sick - what do you expect?



Swallowing an organ is just stupid, so glad you were able to cough it up.

Don't do that again.

:hi:

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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 01:04 PM
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13. Wow!
That's a beauty! Seriously! :hi:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 01:07 PM
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14. It had to be hosed down after you coughed it up
:rofl:

:hug:

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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 01:08 PM
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15. Yuck!!!
:rofl: :hug:
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katkat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-12-10 04:02 PM
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21. yes organs are beautiful.
If only they didn't sound like organs, they'd be great.
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 01:45 PM
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16. OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE OWWIE
.
You have the manflu?
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Perhaps you coughed up a manorgan.
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owwie
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-10-10 02:13 PM
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17. Self censored obvious joke
XX XXXXX XXX XXX XXX XXXX XX
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BEZERKO Donating Member (564 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-12-10 12:35 PM
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18. I kinda know what you're talking about, uh
I seem to catch everything my boy brings home from his daycare! If you have the same thing, I don't recomend taking a look at the klenex, after you blow your nose into it.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-12-10 12:48 PM
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19. no. you have the piano flu
next thing you know you will be blowing the flute. :hi:
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